The SC who had trouble sucking

[edible_hat]

SC came into the store saying the vacuum didn't work. My co-worker gave her a $1 coin and said to try another vacuum. SC went out to the vacuums and came back claiming the other one doesn't work. So I took a couple of $1 coins and went out to take a look...

Me: "Which vacuum did you have the problem with?"
SC: "I don't care, just one that works!"
Me: (trying again) "Which vacuums aren't working?"
SC: "I don't care! Just make one work!"
Me: "Which ones did you have trouble with?"
SC: "I don't care! Are you going to help me or not?"
Me: "I can't fix the problem if I don't know which one isn't working."
SC: "I don't care about that! Fix the vacuums!"
Me: "Which one is broken?"
SC: "I don't care!"

Repeat with variations until I get the SC to finally choose a vacuum. I put a coin in, press start, and she picks up the hose on the vacuum next to it and says "See! It doesn't work!"

As tactfully as I could, I picked up the correct hose and handed it to her. She handed it back and refused to believe it was working until I used it to pick up a chocolate bar wrapper that was on the ground.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh.....

I'm sure I had something witty and insightful to say....

Really......


<wanders off in a daze>

[RootedPhoenix]

People like that are the wrong kind of amazing.

[mattm04]

Taking it to a whole new level of stupid.

[BookstoreEscapee]

People like that are the wrong kind of amazing.

I burst out laughing when I read that. I almost want to make it my sig.

[tropicsgoddess]

Gah......my brain hurts.....

[RootedPhoenix]

I burst out laughing when I read that. I almost want to make it my sig.

Feel free.

[Arm]

At first I was sure she was scamming you out of the coins.

...but I see now that would have required more brain-power than she has.

[SG15Z]

People like that are the wrong kind of amazing.

Ooo, I like that. Mind if I put that in my sig. I'll give you credit.

SC came into the store saying the vacuum didn't work. My co-worker gave her a $1 coin and said to try another vacuum. SC went out to the vacuums and came back claiming the other one doesn't work. So I took a couple of $1 coins and went out to take a look...

Me: "Which vacuum did you have the problem with?"
SC: "I don't care, just one that works!"
Me: (trying again) "Which vacuums aren't working?"
SC: "I don't care! Just make one work!"
Me: "Which ones did you have trouble with?"
SC: "I don't care! Are you going to help me or not?"
Me: "I can't fix the problem if I don't know which one isn't working."
SC: "I don't care about that! Fix the vacuums!"
Me: "Which one is broken?"
SC: "I don't care!"

Repeat with variations until I get the SC to finally choose a vacuum. I put a coin in, press start, and she picks up the hose on the vacuum next to it and says "See! It doesn't work!"

As tactfully as I could, I picked up the correct hose and handed it to her. She handed it back and refused to believe it was working until I used it to pick up a chocolate bar wrapper that was on the ground.

wow um...I think I lost a few IQ points somewhere in there...

[Fungus]

I would have just said "I can't help you" and turned it over to a manager. I won't waste my time like that anymore.

[bainsidhe]

Well, at least now we know why she was so frustrated by the question of "which vacuum isn't working". She'd have to be using one properly to find out.

[RetailWorkhorse]

Guh? I....she....coins....hose??

*Brains asplody*

Ow.

[RootedPhoenix]

Guh? I....she....coins....hose??

*Brains asplody*

Ow.

I felt the same way.

Ooo, I like that. Mind if I put that in my sig. I'll give you credit.

Go right ahead.

[Becks]

Hmmmmmmmm...reading that give me a twitchy eye. I hope it doesn't get worse...

[edible_hat]

I would have just said "I can't help you" and turned it over to a manager. I won't waste my time like that anymore.

Unfortunately there was no manager available.