Wherein I Meet The Queen

[KhirasHY]

If all else fails, take your pants off and throw them aside to distract him. A loose pair of pants should keep him occupied for quite some time.

You, sir, owe me a new keyboard and monitor.

I was enjoying that soda too, until I read that.

[Raieth]

Hey gk was there a door there? Cuse I know my cat likes to sit on top of the open door.

Maybe your cat, um, really had to go and had the accident in mid leap?

[ShootMePlease]

Sheesh, GK -

What's with all these chicks wanting to show you their happy place ?

[Miyon]

Winnie the pooh - laughed myself into a coughing fit.

the pants - laughed my ass off.

I agree with other posters, you need to write a book.
It would be magical, a cure for depression. It would divide the sea of Customer Suck members and the SC that wouldnt understand one word of it. They would be so confused causing coma like symptoms, in turn saving the world from idiots

[BookstoreEscapee]

Who's going to be the first to make Eeyore their avatar?

[Soria]

The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tigger's have wonderful things?

First Winnie The Pooh, then Eeyore, now you have to bring Tigger into this smut.. and yet I still laughed. :: sighs:: At least there isn't that elephont they brought in :P


In other destorying our childhood news... http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=280

[Sliceanddice]

see my signature, i already had bad images of winnie the pooh

[Princess-Snake]

You have brought light to my pain and morphine filled day. That is exactly what I needed.

[Horsetuna]

Eeyore and Pooh: I have a V chip installed in my mind. I cannot imagine it. Seriously. I tried.

The rest: Hilarious as always. The 'throw the pants to distract them' got me most!

Yes, write a book! or heck instead of a talk show, do PODCASTS!

[crazylegs]

You, sir, owe me a new keyboard and monitor.

I was enjoying that soda too, until I read that.

You were drinking while reading one of GKs posts...?

Damn.

[JustADude]

In other destorying our childhood news... http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=280

Great, Webcomic #45 on my list of things to read every week!

[InverseHellion]

So out of exceedingly morbid curiosity I looked up the population of Kugaaruk in the great white stupidity zone. Total population is 688. How much trade do you end up doing there GK? As it is you might be clothing an entire city (by Nunavut standards) in hideous pink camo.

[Gravekeeper]

So out of exceedingly morbid curiosity I looked up the population of Kugaaruk in the great white stupidity zone. Total population is 688. How much trade do you end up doing there GK? As it is you might be clothing an entire city (by Nunavut standards) in hideous pink camo.

I probably am to be honest. We probably send around $500-1000 worth of stuff per day to these places. I imagine we're the only way they can get "designer" cloths and sunglasses.

[Becks]

Every now and then I get to pass a message to a client that just makes my night. Tonight, that message was “Your car is on fire.”.

The first thing I thought of when I read that was

"You have 30 minutes to move your car",
"You have 10 minutes",
"Your car has been impounded",
"Your car has been crushed into a cube",
"You have 30 minutes to move your cube".

[Kyree]

Off Topic: GK, that video in your sig freaks me out. >_>

On Topic: I thought I would have thrown up if I had seen those people on the train. Maybe you should wear a blindfold to and from work...