Ok I guess we all have a fairly low idiot threshold but please show me the school of business thought that says we have to put up with their stupid crap and pretend to go along with their socially deficient ways with joyous abandon.
Some of the lame crap I have to put up with
Hen's parties arriving unannounced. Hey guess what you are in a public place. And it's daylight. Covering yourselves in fake Tiaras and looking like a $5 hooker is not cool. Drinking from a penis shaped cup is not cool. Playing crude word games in front of my other customers and their children is not cool. No I don't want to take a photo of you. Please get back on your bus and go. I really hope that nasty rash clears up before the first of your 4 weddings.
Backpackers and Hakysack. 4 van loads of underwashed under fed Germans/Australians/Americans/Isralelis on a daytrip from the local youth hostel tasting everything we have on offer then spending 30 minutes plaing hakysack all over the gravel car park so actual customers have nowhere to park. Oh you fell over on the stones and grazed yourself. Poor you. That must really hurt. Diddums. Sorry i don't have any plasters. Would a tampon do instead?
Oh look! It's a teddy bear! Big deal. Your travelling the world with your teddy bear and get photos of it in every place you go. Please don't try and get me to say how neat and original that is. I just can't. Really. I'm not nearly as much fun as you are.
Morris Dancers. Also in the carpark. I wasn't actually here for that one but i have a visual and according to the staff it was funny in a tragic kind of way.
Some of the lame crap I have to put up with
Hen's parties arriving unannounced. Hey guess what you are in a public place. And it's daylight. Covering yourselves in fake Tiaras and looking like a $5 hooker is not cool. Drinking from a penis shaped cup is not cool. Playing crude word games in front of my other customers and their children is not cool. No I don't want to take a photo of you. Please get back on your bus and go. I really hope that nasty rash clears up before the first of your 4 weddings.
Backpackers and Hakysack. 4 van loads of underwashed under fed Germans/Australians/Americans/Isralelis on a daytrip from the local youth hostel tasting everything we have on offer then spending 30 minutes plaing hakysack all over the gravel car park so actual customers have nowhere to park. Oh you fell over on the stones and grazed yourself. Poor you. That must really hurt. Diddums. Sorry i don't have any plasters. Would a tampon do instead?
Oh look! It's a teddy bear! Big deal. Your travelling the world with your teddy bear and get photos of it in every place you go. Please don't try and get me to say how neat and original that is. I just can't. Really. I'm not nearly as much fun as you are.
Morris Dancers. Also in the carpark. I wasn't actually here for that one but i have a visual and according to the staff it was funny in a tragic kind of way.
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