Good Morning, thanks for visiting Blamco. You want to return your two-day old gazebo because it's broken? In what way?
You mean to tell me you set it up under a tree because you felt something that provides shade also needs to be put in shade, and even though you knew well enough in advance severe storms would be ripping through New England on Thursday you left the canopy up? Even though the specific type of gazebo you bought pops up and comes down in less time than it takes for you to blink?
And those 60 mph winds sent how many tree branches through that canopy? 5? And you want how much back? $350? When we sold it to you for $200?
No. First off, you say you've lost your receipt, so I shouldn't even be talking to you at this point. Second, you're an asshat to think that tiny little gazebo would hold up to 60 mph winds, when it barely stands 30. Third, random acts of God are just that. Fourth, WTF was it doing under a tree??
Do your little shifty-whiny dance, because it makes me laugh and as far as I am concerned, I'm done here. You want the manager? He'll tell you the same thing, because it's what he told me to say after you shouted his ear off on the phone not 20 minutes earlier. No, we don't sell replacement covers. Don't ask me why we don't and stand there with your hand out, waiting expectantly to get one. Not happening.
Thanks and have a nice day.
You mean to tell me you set it up under a tree because you felt something that provides shade also needs to be put in shade, and even though you knew well enough in advance severe storms would be ripping through New England on Thursday you left the canopy up? Even though the specific type of gazebo you bought pops up and comes down in less time than it takes for you to blink?
And those 60 mph winds sent how many tree branches through that canopy? 5? And you want how much back? $350? When we sold it to you for $200?
No. First off, you say you've lost your receipt, so I shouldn't even be talking to you at this point. Second, you're an asshat to think that tiny little gazebo would hold up to 60 mph winds, when it barely stands 30. Third, random acts of God are just that. Fourth, WTF was it doing under a tree??
Do your little shifty-whiny dance, because it makes me laugh and as far as I am concerned, I'm done here. You want the manager? He'll tell you the same thing, because it's what he told me to say after you shouted his ear off on the phone not 20 minutes earlier. No, we don't sell replacement covers. Don't ask me why we don't and stand there with your hand out, waiting expectantly to get one. Not happening.
Thanks and have a nice day.
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