Overshare! Possible NSFW

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Did the caller sound disappointed that he got caught rubbing it off in front of his mom? Or did he sound thrilled or excited?

And now some I'll have some fantastic

[Rapscallion]

I had a guy shove his cellphone to show his girlfriend ...pleasuring him...

Then he went on to say he had more. Of her with other guys.

So I have no brain beach left. But ... um. Here's a mallet. Hit your head twice, and call me in the morning.

There's a cartoon of that around here somewhere.

Rapscallion

[depechemodefan]

Strangely enough this actually reminds me of one episode of The X Files. I don't remember the name of the episode but it was one where the writers got to just go nuts and it revolved around a murderous inbred family.

It's called "Home".

[Plaidman]

There's a cartoon of that around here somewhere.

Rapscallion

Yeah. Its one of the ones I've saved. I love that website.

[South Texan]

"I would tell you to have a good night, but it seems you already are." *click!*

Rather than reaching for the brain bleach, my mind starts coming up with snappy comebacks like that:

"Are you calling to reach the police or the psychiatric unit?"

"Oh, how sweet. I guess this is her way of having 'the talk' with you."

"Oh? Is the cable out again?"

"Norman? How many times do you have to be told to stay out of the fruit cellar?"

"Trying to show her you have 'spunk', huh?"

"You know it only counts if she looked away from her TV show and noticed you."

"In front of your mom? Amateur."

[RetailWorkhorse]

Strangely enough this actually reminds me of one episode of The X Files. I don't remember the name of the episode but it was one where the writers got to just go nuts and it revolved around a murderous inbred family.

That was a good scary episode.


I can see it now, he's sitting in a chair in the kitchen jacking off while his mother stands there wearing a frilly apron with plums all over it and a wooden spoon in her hand glaring daggers at him because he's "not doing it right" and since he's the Man of the House he needs to learn such things and she will punish him if he doesn't get it right the first time.

...too much?

[Nile]

That was a good scary episode.


I can see it now, he's sitting in a chair in the kitchen jacking off while his mother stands there wearing a frilly apron with plums all over it and a wooden spoon in her hand glaring daggers at him because he's "not doing it right" and since he's the Man of the House he needs to learn such things and she will punish him if he doesn't get it right the first time.

...too much?

[hefegrande]

EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!


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Strangely enough this actually reminds me of one episode of The X Files. I don't remember the name of the episode but it was one where the writers got to just go nuts and it revolved around a murderous inbred family.

When I got my first obscene phone call I didn't handle it as well as you did. I freaked, slammed the phone down and just sat there like a zombie and refused to answer the phone for like half an hour after that.

hahahhaha that is my favorite episode, and at the end they find the mom with no arms and legs under the bed... fucked up!!

[Imogene]

"In front of 'your' mom? Amateur."

Edited for my amusement, and to say: They have websites devoted to that...