NEWSFLASH: I am NOT a dog!

[cloudiko]

Dear Customer Who Felt Like He Had To Whistle At Me Like A Dog,

I obviously lack the traits of a doggy (fur all over, a muzzle with a cold, wet nose, etc) so why in all of God's great goodness did you decide to treat me like one?! Unlike your pal Fido, I do NOT respond at the mear sound of your voice. Your rude "Hey YOU! WAITRESS!" does not inspire me to give you any type of help or service.

Did you miss the part where I looked at you as though you had grown a second head? And, as though to add insult to injury, you decided that you hadn't been condescending enough for one outing: so you whistled and then snapped at me.

Such a classy conversation followed as well:

Me: *irritated* What do you want?
Whistling Asshat: You! Waitress! Can I have more soda *shakes empty glass* over here now?
Me: Excuse me?
Whistling Asshat: You heard me whistling - I want more soda.
Me: I am NOT a dog. You whistle at me again and I will kick you out of here.
Whistling Asshat: You can't do that to me, the customer is always right!
Me: Not when he's whistling at the waitress like she's some kind of trained animal. Do I look like a dog to you?
Whistling Asshat: You wern't paying attention to me.
Me: And I'm not going to give you another minute of my attention. *walks away*
Whistling Asshat: Where are you GOING? I want my SODA!

The only gratifying part of this conversation came after I was allowed to ignore your sorry ass. I hope you realize that the moment you treated me like dirt you forfitted all your opportunities for decient service. Act like a jackass and you're going to be treated like one.

I have never been so grateful to see someone go. Please go back to SC Hell. If you ever return, I will poop in your soda and make sure you recieve the worst service possible.

Sincerely,
The Waitress Who Won't Take Your Asshattery

Ps: I really, really hate you.

PPS: I really will poop in your soda. Just wait until next time.

[elysia]

PPS: I really will poop in your soda.

That mental image wins.

[Sheldonrs]

...PPS: I really will poop in your soda. Just wait until next time.

Ahhh..The Poopsie challenge.

[Trayol]

Ahhh..The Poopsie challenge.

You have such a way with words.

[Mordecai]

Ahhh..The Poopsie challenge.

ROFFLE.

[Evil Queen]

I'd certainly spit in it, that's for damned sure.

[XCashier]

I don't blame you for being angry, as that jerkoff was being a rude, condescending asshat. Just remember, folks, we do not advocate tampering with a customer's food.

That said,

Ahhh..The Poopsie challenge.

is full of ROTFL!

[Emrld]

and lets hear a round of applause for upper level letting a jerk like that getting the lack of attention he deserverd. (cause most places would feed him free for the next 50 years and force you to always serve him even if you moved away)

btw/ side note: not all dogs have fur / fur all over but I understand what you are saying
If he comes back just woof him - as in he calls you over say "woof" asks you a question just say "woof" shoves cup in your face demading a refill - let him watch you shake your tail as you walk away.

[looney_librarian]

Sorry that happened to you, but I wouldn't put poo or spit in his drink. Though it would be interesting to see a real live 2 girls 1 cup type scene.

[MattW]

I've had that happen to me in a DIY store. Some old guy kept gesticulating and whistling as if saying 'excuse me' was too much effort.

I suppose he wanted me to bow to his superior wealth because he wanted to shell out a few hundred pounds on a garage door. Whoop-de-doo. [/sarcasm]

[Thatgirl71]

I had one customer keep calling me girl, even after telling him 3 times my name isn't girl, it's Paula, he kept doing it. Finally I just walked away with him staring at me and asking "girl where are you going??" over and over. I hate rude customers!

[Peppergirl]

Feel fortunate you work for a place that allows you to maintain your dignity in the face of such asshattery.

Alot of places would force you to take it, then try to get you to apologize when you didn't do anything wrong.

Oh, and

[tropicsgoddess]

What an ass, on ignoring him, but I wouldn't go that far as to spit or poo in his drink.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Ahhh..The Poopsie challenge.

Poopsie: The Choice of a New Generation.

That is all. Food tampering is no good very bad, although I know the OP mentioned it facetiously.

[Meegz]

I know some people hate having nametags because they feel sorta uncomfortable being referred by first name a lot by random customers, but those are times I'd rather be called by name then by being whistled

I hope no one has a manager that expects their employees to respond to a whistle or a "YOU!", waitress or wherever you work. Even in general, that is never a proper way to gain someones attention.