Ms. Bulldog

[vacation_rentals_suck]

So this lady waddles in today and she was about 4'11" and almost as wide as our front door and had all this loose, sagging skin on her face and reminded me of a bulldog.

I dont like making fun of people and wouldnt if she wasnt ugly on the inside too but boy was she ever

Guest: THIS PLACE IS A DUMP AND I WANNA KNOW WHY I WAS BOOKED THERE

me: it's a 4 star

Guest: DONT YOU LIE TO ME, BOY..... (she starts banging her doughy fists) on the desk) THIS IS A TWO STAR AT BEST. I TOOK PICTURES OF THINGS, LOOK AT IT, BOY. LOOK AT IT, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME THIS IS A 4 STAR

Me: Ok would you like to speak to a manager?

Guest: No I dont want to speak to a manager

Me: Ok so what can I do for you?

Guest: I want you to tell me why I was booked in this hell hole

Me: Ma'am I am sorry you arent happy with it

Guest: This is what is gonna happen. This afternoon at 3:30 sharp, I want every employee here to come to this property for a meeting and you are all gonna get reemed out for the horrors I have experienced here.

Me: I am sorry we cant to that

Guest: 3:30 sharp and God help anyone who is late

She then waddled out the front door....she never got her precious meeting though

[Leopardmadcat]

Utterance of threats... kick her out and blacklist. Tat-ta lady, have a nice stay at the traveler express... if they let you in!

[Argabarga]

So, if I dont' show up, will it appear in my file? Written up by a non employer, That'd be a first!

[Chanlin]

Wow, some people have to be so self important it hurts my head to even think where they get off thinking this way.

[Meegz]

Just curious, how WAS she booked there? Hoping it was some sort of travel itinerary or something. I'd be doubling over in laughter if she did it herself.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Guest: I want you to tell me why I was booked in this hell hole

"Ummm...because you chose to book here?"

Unless travel agents or similar people send people to your timeshares, I can't imagine any other way she could've gotten booked there.

So, if I dont' show up, will it appear in my file? Written up by a non employer, That'd be a first!

I would so frame it and hang it on my wall.

[fma_fanatic]

Guest: This is what is gonna happen. This afternoon at 3:30 sharp, I want every employee here to come to this property for a meeting and you are all gonna get reemed out for the horrors I have experienced here.

Me: I am sorry we cant to that

Guest: 3:30 sharp and God help anyone who is late

You betcha! I'll make sure they get here just as soon as gas drops below a dollar.

[Sonoma]

So, did SHE return for the 3:30 meeting?

Thanks for posting your stories - I look forward to coming home & reading them. Thanks for sharing your horror.

[tropicsgoddess]

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Guest: This is what is gonna happen. This afternoon at 3:30 sharp, I want every employee here to come to this property for a meeting and you are all gonna get reemed out for the horrors I have experienced here.

Me: I am sorry we cant to that

Guest: 3:30 sharp and God help anyone who is late

She's gonna fire us all....ooh I'm shaking </sarcasm>

[calstateworker]

Yes, really, I must know

Did she show up, handouts for the meeting in her bag. dragging a white board behind her? With the multicolor pens to illustrate her horrible treatment? I would have loved to see that.

[South Texan]

Guest: This is what is gonna happen. This afternoon at 3:30 sharp, I want every employee here to come to this property for a meeting and you are all gonna get reemed out for the horrors I have experienced here.

Please! Please! Please! follow up and tell us what she thought were the "horrors" that caused your property to be a "two-star dump". Surely at least SHE showed up at 3:30.

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Wow... you and Gravekeeper both work in your own private hells. Both make great CS material.

You have had some of the most interesting and different posts I have seen on CS in a while.
Where do you find all these clients?
Where do you advertise, "Crabby Living Magazine", "Over Expectation Quarterly", and "Elitist Entitlement Magazine"?
How by the grace of God are you on to prevent from disemboweling some of them or laughing directly in their faces?

Also, I really hope you are getting paid well, with good benefits and maybe a bonus plan. If not.. tell the bosses I said so They let everyone else get away with what they want.

Keep 'em coming, and luckily fall and winter are on their way and bookings will slow down.