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    Shouldnt have but I did.

    Ok as I've stated many a time I work in a convenience store with a deli.

    All sandwich orders have to be punched into a touch screen computer. Most customers are ok with this, some are a**holes about it, some genuinely just don't know how to use them.

    Well a few days ago during the lunch rush I was trying to stock the ice cream before it melted while a coworker was handling the deli. I notice there is a big build up and go over to this twenty-something guy being difficult about typing in his order. I offer to punch it through for him.

    I go through the general steps. Sandwich or sub? What kind of meat? What size?

    "Sir do want a six inch, or a twelve inch?"

    *in a voice that i'm sure in his head was very seductive*

    "I dont know...What do you think will fill me?"

    "Well sir thats between you and who ever is doing the filling. Now do you want a six or twelve inch?"

    He got flustered ordered a twelve inch and left fairly quickly after getting his sub.

    ...Yeah could've caught so much sh*t for that one...
    Last edited by Leztwerp; 08-09-2008, 01:15 AM. Reason: cause my spelling sucks
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    Oh man my eyes are tearing up....


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    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Good one!

      For me, it depends on how much meat there is.
      "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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      • #4
        You naughty child, you.
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        • #5


          You have made my day. I think I love you.
          It's like the people in Vegas who have sex in video-monitored elevators.. -MoxisPilot
          The elevators are monitored?!!! OH CRAP!!! -Sheldonrs

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          • #6
            :: snorts and giggles::

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            • #7
              Quoth Leztwerp View Post
              "I dont know...What do you think will fill me?"
              "I could shove my fist down your throat, and we'll see how much you can take before gagging..."
              "I call murder on that!"

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              • #8
                Ow! My ribs hurt from the laughing.

                I love sub stories. My friend is night manager at Subway, which at 20 is pretty cool considering she only works part-time. Anyway, sub stories are always hilarious for some reason. I guess it's all the meat and inches.

                It's awesome you didn't catch $H!T for saying that.
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                Annoying student=I pay tuition here so I pay your salary!
                Desk Worker=I pay tuition here, too. So I guess I pay myself.

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                • #9
                  Quoth Sheldonrs View Post
                  Good one!

                  For me, it depends on how much meat there is.
                  leave it to Sheldonrs to take the thread to the gutter... oh well... they all seem to make it to the gutter eventually, so good job in making the process more efficient
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    *HURK* Be careful what you wish for... you may get it!
                    *There is no greater gift than to be reborn with every heartbeat*
                    *Grudges should only be held for as long as it takes to deliver a proper vengence!*

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