Bisexual Swingers, Time Travel Possibilities & Anal Probing

[Phone Jockey]

More cable/high-speed/phone customers comin' atcha:

Customer states that 2 bisexuals are trying to contact his fiancée and hit on her because they are swingers! He is frantically trying to block their numbers so that he can protect his family.
(PJ: The consensus around the work place is that the male customer is angry that he wasn't asked by the 2 "bisexual swingers" to be in a threesome & his fiancée was, so he's angry now. LOL)

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Customer would like his name listed in next year’s telephone book. States a telephone rep told him that she couldn’t “go back in time to reprint this year’s phone book.” The customer claims that he realizes that time travel isn’t possible, but that this comment was rude.

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Customer claims that our service is the “worst ever in this redneck joke of a town.” After swearing vigorously in his e-mail, he states that we can take our service and “stick it.”

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Customer is furious that her VCR won’t record digital programming. She then states that she has called twice and told one of our reps to stick our service up our butts.

[Sheldonrs]

"And this years winner of our award for "Employee Of The Year" goes to THE STICK!" THE STICK has consistantly shown his willingness to go farther than others to get the job done." "He has made a deep impression in many of us and is behind many of the customer-suggested changes we have implemented over the past year." "While to some it may seem like he is just a brown-noser, he has always shown that, for him, the business always comes first and that he has a DEEP appreciation for those projects he has entered and he is behind us all the way!"

[almigi]

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Customer would like his name listed in next year’s telephone book. States a telephone rep told him that she couldn’t “go back in time to reprint this year’s phone book.” The customer claims that he realizes that time travel isn’t possible, but that this comment was rude.

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This kinda reminds me of the classic (in my eyes, anyway) CS story (and we're talking old CS, like circa 2001 or 2002) about the guy who was buying parts from radio shack to build time machines, and when his name appeared twice in the register he said that the other was another version of himself living in this timeline, and how they have to be careful not to get to close to each other. Also he warned of a bathroom (I think at a fast food resteraunt in Kentucky) that also was a time vortex that may suck you in....

Not sure if that story was reposted ever or not... I wonder if the user who posted it originaly six or seven years ago still is a CS member...

- Al

[Phone Jockey]

This kinda reminds me of the classic (in my eyes, anyway) CS story (and we're talking old CS, like circa 2001 or 2002) about the guy who was buying parts from radio shack to build time machines, and when his name appeared twice in the register he said that the other was another version of himself living in this timeline, and how they have to be careful not to get to close to each other. Also he warned of a bathroom (I think at a fast food resteraunt in Kentucky) that also was a time vortex that may suck you in....

Not sure if that story was reposted ever or not... I wonder if the user who posted it originaly six or seven years ago still is a CS member...

Al...that story is hilarious! We have another customer who is constantly calling (think I've posted about him before) saying that the government & his neighbors are conspiring against him & they're constantly messing up his cable signal. Lately, he's been saying that the gov't is sending his messages when either Dick Cheney or Oprah is on the air! HILARIOUS!

[lordlundar]

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Customer claims that our service is the “worst ever in this redneck joke of a town.” After swearing vigorously in his e-mail, he states that we can take our service and “stick it.”

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Customer is furious that her VCR won’t record digital programming. She then states that she has called twice and told one of our reps to stick our service up our butts.

Sounds like cancellation requests to me. GOODY! <grabs the axe>

[Phone Jockey]

Sounds like cancellation requests to me. GOODY! <grabs the axe>

Either that or they were refusing to pay their bills, which means their accounts would cancel on their own for non-payment. Ah what fun their lives must be.

[blas]

I missed your posts so much, Phone Jockey..........I really needed that belly laugh

[hinakiba777]

More cable/high-speed/phone customers comin' atcha:

Customer states that 2 bisexuals are trying to contact his fiancée and hit on her because they are swingers! He is frantically trying to block their numbers so that he can protect his family.
(PJ: The consensus around the work place is that the male customer is angry that he wasn't asked by the 2 "bisexual swingers" to be in a threesome & his fiancée was, so he's angry now. LOL)

This seems like an apt theory. I agree on it's truth by default status ^.^

[Phone Jockey]

I missed your posts so much, Phone Jockey..........I really needed that belly laugh

Aww...you're too good to me! BTW, Ville Valo is so damn sexy! I have a couple of his band's albums. DELICIOUS! LOL

[depechemodefan]

More cable/high-speed/phone customers comin' atcha:

Customer states that 2 bisexuals are trying to contact his fiancée and hit on her because they are swingers! He is frantically trying to block their numbers so that he can protect his family.
(PJ: The consensus around the work place is that the male customer is angry that he wasn't asked by the 2 "bisexual swingers" to be in a threesome & his fiancée was, so he's angry now. LOL)

so two bisexuals, plus him plus his fiance, doesn't equal "threesome" Ok, I'm being tiresome. But as long as the bisexuals are woman, I can get the consensus; I doubt a straight guy would want another guy in on this.

[Brightglaive]

Customer is furious that her VCR won’t record digital programming. She then states that she has called twice and told one of our reps to stick our service up our butts.

It's called a video stabilizer, Lady.


She must be relatively new to stealing video as anybody who tried to copy from VCR to VCR back in the day would know this stuff. It's also the reason why you can't copy from copy-protected DVD to VCR or DVD-to-DVR or VCR(copy protected VHS tape)-to-DVR etc

What an amateur!! I don't even " create backup copies" or outright steal copyrighted material and even I know this stuff. I tell you......the educational system is just going down the tubes these days.