You're wrong shut up

[Muses_nightmare]

This happened the other day. I was on the last persons hand and she clearly signaled a hit on her hand, so I drew a card halfway accross the table with the card and she is waving it off like she doesn't want it, and I got a little confused at first thinking I had misinterpreted her signal or something like that so I call my supervisor over, as she's getting there the lady decides she wants the card, as it's not going to hurt her hand, and the supervisor makes sure of this and goes to leave. One of the other players pipes in with "but you can't do that miss!" to the supe, as in you can't ask the player if she wants the card she asked for.

The supervisor looks at him and goes, "I saw the whole thing, she clearly wanted to hit and after the fact the table didn't want her to, it was her card to begin with." and then she leaves. The table bitches because everyone but the lady at the end lost, well everyone but the lady who won, and the woman beside her who I think was her daughter.

You know, I know it's a pain in the ass to have a new player as an anchor, but really people, suck it up and deal with it. I'm not going to kick a sweet older lady off the table so a bunch of rude old men can be happy, thank you very much.

[Mamadrae]

One of the reasons why when I was in Vegas is did not go anywhere near the tables. Sure I wanted to be social and such but I worried about annoying other players because I had no idea what I was doing. I stuck to my simple penny slots instead.

Maybe next time I'll have the balls to actually go play and learn those table games, but for now I sit on the sidelines.

[Gruesome]

I say play like a dick. Your money is as good as anybody else's so why not? If the other players get upset about your play, they can leave. Its a good way to get a table to yourself.

But then I'm hateful toward Blackjack. Last time I played was $5 hands and I started with $50. Toy money, I know, but I had tuned up on the basics so I was ready. I lasted 12 hands. The dealer hit 21 four times. No more for me, thx.

[Mamadrae]

I say play like a dick. Your money is as good as anybody else's so why not? If the other players get upset about your play, they can leave. Its a good way to get a table to yourself.

But then I'm hateful toward Blackjack. Last time I played was $5 hands and I started with $50. Toy money, I know, but I had tuned up on the basics so I was ready. I lasted 12 hands. The dealer hit 21 four times. No more for me, thx.

Ouch. Another reason I stay with penny slots, I can cuss at the machine all day long without fear of reprisal, not so for a dealer.
Though I've had beginner's luck when I played while in Vegas. Turned $5 into $60 and then $20 into $40 the next day.

I think casinos will start locking the doors on me if I keep that up.

[JustADude]

I think casinos will start locking the doors on me if I keep that up.

Not for those amounts. That's small enough change they'll just let you keep going 'till the odds catch up.

There's only two truths in this world:
The house always wins, and Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[powerboy]

When I gamble, I just play until I brake even

There's only two truths in this world:
The house always wins, and Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Did somebody say The Spanish Inquisition

[tollbaby]

I obviously know NOTHING about gambling (never even set foot inside a casino). I feel like such a total dweeb, cause I didn't understand a word you said LMAO

[marlovino]

There's only two truths in this world:
The house always wins, and Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Look out!!!

[Imogene]

The first time my family took me to the casino, my Dad handed my brother and I $20 each, and told us to enjoy. I jokingly pocketed the Twenty and turned toward the door. "Kay, I'm done. My, that was profitable..." But I eventually realized that, since I hadn't driven, I had to wait for he who had the keys, and ended up playing penny slots with Mom.

[fma_fanatic]

As my SO says, you don't like the table, then cash in your chips and go elsewhere.

I've played with SO at Black Jack, but he's much better than I am at knowing whether to hit or stand. I'm dumb enough to hit on a 19 and bust.

[Ironclad Alibi]

The house always wins, and Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Oh no, not the Spanish Inquisition! Look out for the nuns.