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I wish that you weren't such a stuck up hoity toity piece of crap bitch, that's what I wish. Yes, the corporate policy is that you cannot buy two Wiis at the same time, so that everyone who wants one has a chance.
No, I really do not give a fuck that you have two houses and two kids. Just because you're rich and spoiled and have a vacation home here in my town, and just because you married some business man and popped out two kids for him doesn't entitle you to be outside of the rules that apply to everyone else. Quit your whining and suck it up. Get a fucking Wii travel bag like everyone else.
Wanna know what no means? It means NO.
Our policy for getting a full refund is 7 days. Past that, there's a 30 day defective warranty. So basically, past 7 days and you want your money back, shit out of luck.
So this total douchebag goes to our mall store, and, of course, the ASM won't do the cash back return because the guy bought the game two weeks ago. So the guy gets another game of same value.
And then comes to my store. Trying to get his money back. Trying to pull a fast one on me. And of course, he gets belligerent when I tell him no. This goes on for ten minutes. So I went to the back to call the SM to see what to do about it, and while I'm back there, one of our new hires has a talk to the guy about "being rude to women."
He left without another word.
EPIC FAIL.
Yes, I know my name.
Me: I hate life.
IG: Idiot guy. Guess.
IG: (reading my nametag) Hey Marty, do you have an Xbox live subscription cards?
Me: Sure do, 1, 3, and 12 months.
IG: Ok Marty, how much are they?
Me: (reading the very visible prices
) 9, 20, and 50.
IG: Hey Marty, I have an xbox 360.
Me: ....ok?
IG: Marty, my name is Moron (not his real name, but it should have been).
Me: Hi Moron. (At this point, I am not paying attention anymore, but am becoming slightly enraged by the fact that he won't quit saying my name)
IG: Marty, how long have you worked here?
Me: Three (long, excrutiating) years.
IG: Okay Marty, well I'll see you later.
Thank god.
Some days I just want to give myself a lobotomy so I don't care anymore.
I wish that you weren't such a stuck up hoity toity piece of crap bitch, that's what I wish. Yes, the corporate policy is that you cannot buy two Wiis at the same time, so that everyone who wants one has a chance.
No, I really do not give a fuck that you have two houses and two kids. Just because you're rich and spoiled and have a vacation home here in my town, and just because you married some business man and popped out two kids for him doesn't entitle you to be outside of the rules that apply to everyone else. Quit your whining and suck it up. Get a fucking Wii travel bag like everyone else.
Wanna know what no means? It means NO.
Our policy for getting a full refund is 7 days. Past that, there's a 30 day defective warranty. So basically, past 7 days and you want your money back, shit out of luck.
So this total douchebag goes to our mall store, and, of course, the ASM won't do the cash back return because the guy bought the game two weeks ago. So the guy gets another game of same value.
And then comes to my store. Trying to get his money back. Trying to pull a fast one on me. And of course, he gets belligerent when I tell him no. This goes on for ten minutes. So I went to the back to call the SM to see what to do about it, and while I'm back there, one of our new hires has a talk to the guy about "being rude to women."
He left without another word.
EPIC FAIL.Yes, I know my name.
Me: I hate life.
IG: Idiot guy. Guess.
IG: (reading my nametag) Hey Marty, do you have an Xbox live subscription cards?
Me: Sure do, 1, 3, and 12 months.
IG: Ok Marty, how much are they?
Me: (reading the very visible prices
) 9, 20, and 50.IG: Hey Marty, I have an xbox 360.
Me: ....ok?
IG: Marty, my name is Moron (not his real name, but it should have been).
Me: Hi Moron. (At this point, I am not paying attention anymore, but am becoming slightly enraged by the fact that he won't quit saying my name)
IG: Marty, how long have you worked here?
Me: Three (long, excrutiating) years.
IG: Okay Marty, well I'll see you later.
Thank god.
Some days I just want to give myself a lobotomy so I don't care anymore.
At my store, we allowed sales of multiple units under certain conditions. One of those conditions was that the customer had to be buying accessories for the systems being bought: at least one extra set (remote and nunchuk) of controllers for each system and at least two games for each system, plus a product replacement plan on each. Something like that would get the green light. Just two Wiis? The manager would shoot that down immediately. Three Wiis or more? Also no (especially after one of the gaming chain stores tried to come in and purchase a load of the systems to resell at THEIR store).
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