"YES!" *in this most irritated voice possible*(LONG)

[ebonyknight]

I'm still left in wonder at where the fuck did this one start going wrong.

Her conception.

[Pagan]

I turned to the Dark Side, and never looked back.

Now I'm choking people over the phone, shooting lightning frmo my fingertips ... I even get to wear a cape! This is boss!

My name is Anakin Skywalker, and I'm a Sith Lord.

/OT (couldn't resist. Now I have to go find that video again)

Can you imagine the fun if the Doctor went over to the Dark Side? Time Lord of the Sith! Or Michael Flatley - Lord of the Sith Dance!

I....I'm sorry. I'm waiting for Wally World to call me, studying for my cert too much, and my mind is wandering....farther than usual. If someone finds it, please hide it.

Her conception.

[TheTigress]

Her conception.

LAWL!!! That was epic.

[Imogene]

Can you imagine the fun if the Doctor went over to the Dark Side? Time Lord of the Sith!

Actually, I had a thought about going the other direction... what if Anakin became a Time Lord? "Master Vader"...?
Think long and hard on that one...
*jumped in the gutter hours ago by herself, just waiting for everyone else to catch up*

[magiccat26]

I'm actually thinking that even though you showed her the sandwich, her tiny reptilian brain* could not process the fact that there were two pieces of meat folded together, so she was convinced you were cheating her of her double meat.

Instead of getting clarification she just went off the deep end.

*no offense to reptiles*

[jedimaster91]

Personally I want to be able to force choke people over the phone. I keep trying, but it hasn't worked yet

Glad I'm not the only one who tries to do that. And one of these days, it's going to work, I swear.

I turned to the Dark Side, and never looked back.

Now I'm choking people over the phone, shooting lightning frmo my fingertips ... I even get to wear a cape! This is boss!

My name is Anakin Skywalker, and I'm a Sith Lord.

/OT (couldn't resist. Now I have to go find that video again)

Classic! I hope you find it, because I would love it if you did.

[TheTigress]

I'm actually thinking that even though you showed her the sandwich, her tiny reptilian brain* could not process the fact that there were two pieces of meat folded together, so she was convinced you were cheating her of her double meat.

Instead of getting clarification she just went off the deep end.

*no offense to reptiles*

I'm thinking that's what had to happen. I would have figured she would notice the massive stacks of meat in my hand dissapearing faster than normal or something, but I guess not.

[Mighty Girl]

There is no explanation- she's just a b&tch.

Personally, when I go to subway, the only thing that gets on my nerves is when the employees spend more time talking about some party or whatever and I'm all like, "uh, yeah, could you make the food or what?" The fact that you were on top of your game probably just made her bitter for who-knows-what reason. Some people don't feel complete unless they've darkened the soul of another.

[Enjis]

I think the 'going wrong' happened when you said 'do you want veggies on that?' and SHE heard 'do you want anything HEALTHY on your cholerterol-laden gob of death?'

She knew she was ordering something she shouldn't, and felt guilty...and anything anyone else said about it was gonna drive her over the edge.

[XCashier]

Can you imagine the fun if the Doctor went over to the Dark Side?

Yeah, that's the Valeyard.

Or Barty Crouch Junior.

[Pagan]

Or Barty Crouch Junior.

I know I'm twisted, but I wouldn't mind seeing him as a bad guy more. There's something about bad boys. And he's got that naughty thing going already! Well, except for the twitchy lizard thing he was doing....

[XCashier]

I know I'm twisted, but I wouldn't mind seeing him as a bad guy more. There's something about bad boys. And he's got that naughty thing going already! Well, except for the twitchy lizard thing he was doing....

David Tennant is hot when he plays nutcases.

He's currently playing Hamlet onstage, and I'd give my eye teeth to see it!

[Samaliel]

Actually, I had a thought about going the other direction... what if Anakin became a Time Lord? "Master Vader"...?
Think long and hard on that one...
*jumped in the gutter hours ago by herself, just waiting for everyone else to catch up*

I'll state that there is someone, somewhere who did a little audio file in which Vader books a BDSM dungeon. Under the name of Master Yoda.

There. Now I can join you in the gutter.