I hope you choke on your phone, seriously I really do

[MyEccentricHell]

Once again another winner right before quitting time yesterday.

***Phone rings***

Me: "Good afternoon, ***** & ***** may I help you?"
Jerk: "Yeah gimme David Black"

So I try locating the name on the different company directories without much luck.

Me: "I'm sorry please bear with me while I'm still trying to locate your party"
Jerk: ****Long & drawn out sigh****

At this point I'm checking former employee directories as well at trying different phonetic spellings for the last name Black & I'm still not coming up with a listing. So I go back to the caller to confirm the spelling.

Me: "I'm sorry I still can't seem to locate a listing for David Black. How are you spelling the name?"
Jerk: .....
Me: "Hello are you spelling the name D-a-v-i-d B-l-a-c-k?"
Jerk: .....
Me: "Hello? Sir?" *Note: I can hear him talking to someone else in the background calling me a stupid bitch*
Me: "Sir I'm sorry I cannot find a listing for the party you're requesting."

Finally the a***ole responds

Jerk: "Well did you try asking me how to spell the name you stuping F***ING C***?!" then he slams the phone down in my ear disconnecting the call.

WTF?! Who the hell pissed in his Cheerios?!

[Rapscallion]

WTF?! Who the hell pissed in his Cheerios?!

Yeah, sorry about that. I've been trying to break the habit for some time. My therapists says I've been making good steps in the right direction, even when I piss in his, but I've got to make that final stride to a Cheerio-piss free life.

Sorry.

Rapscallion

[MoonChild2007]

Me: "I'm sorry please bear with me while I'm still trying to locate your party"
Jerk: ****Long & drawn out sigh****

You know, i can't stand people like that. They CALL our company wanting to know information and they are always sighing like i am just wasting your precious time!