truly amazing

[vacation_rentals_suck]

I am working the desk this day and a large old woman waddles in

Guest: we have called five times and I am pissed.....the hooks on the master bedroom shower curtain are dirty and I have asked that they be replaced.....I have waited three hours and nobody has been by

Me: well I do see that

Guest: well I wanna know when the hell the hooks will be replaced NOW

Me: well they should get to it today...

Guest: oh that makes me feel so much better.....NOT. I want to know the exact time they will be there.

Me: I cant quote a time

Guest: so just whenever they feel like it.....maybe today, tommorow or six f___ing months from now

Me: I am sorry maam.......they have many other things to do as well

Guest: and what am I? dog shit?

Me: no ma'am, I am simply explaining that we have a lot of things to get done today

Guest: well I would think they could take five minutes of their busy schedule to put new hooks on the shower curtains...its not that difficult.....if they arent here within an hour, I am gonna come back and are you rolling your eyes at me?

Me: no ma'am

Guest: you lying sack of shit, I just saw you

Me: ma'am please leave

Guest: so this is how a loyal customer gets treated? I will not be coming back next year just so you know and I will be filing a formal complaint about you to the CEO of this company. (she stormed out)

Not sure how it turned out

[the_std]

... All this, over dirty shower hooks.

Goddamn. Tell me where you work and I will come be your stupidity bouncer. I won't even want to be paid! Just the satisfaction of throwing these bozos out on their complaining rear ends would be enough for me.

SC - "You can't take me away! I'm a paying customer! They should do everything I say! I'm always right! It's their job to lick up the dog shit my Poochums left on the floor!"
Me - "Mhm, yeah, right, mhm, byebye!" *overhand toss*
SC bounces on her overinflated ego/head all the way down the street.

It would be fantastic.

[Ironclad Alibi]

That must be a boring place to vacation if the guest can't find anything more fun to do than checking for dirty shower curtain hooks, waiting for them to be replaced, and complaining about them. Is that how they get their jollies?

[PepperElf]

and it's amazing how many people don't seem to understand that they're not entitled to call others names just cos they're customers.

makes me think that maybe they should deal with customers just like themselves for a few days - or weeks... just as one of those nice life's curses

[blas]

Dirty shower curtain hooks?

Oh for Pete's sake....you should see what lives and breeds on my bathroom floor and in the tub!

All I care when I vacation (wait...I vacation? My bad, I meant WHEN I HAVE vacationed) all I ever want is clean towels and bedding, cozy furniture, and no bugs. I'd never notice piddly shit like that.

[CrazedClerkthe2nd]

Why is it every customer assumes that THEIR issue is so vital and important it MUST take precedence over everything else??

[PepperElf]

because they're entitlement whores

[jedimaster91]

makes me think that maybe they should deal with customers just like themselves for a few days - or weeks... just as one of those nice life's curses

I've long been a fan of a treat-annoying-customers-like-they-treat-us day every now and then.

[depechemodefan]

I'm surprised she didn't request that the hooks have to be the ones with flower ornaments on top.

Oh, and she must think that the 5 min. include you pulling them out of your ass. Like hooks are just kept on hand, instead of soap or towels.