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  • #16
    Quoth Foxglove8778 View Post
    ...My manager approached the boy as he passed the point-of-sale and said "Dude. Take it out, wipe it off and leave it on the counter."
    If I had a nickle for every time I've heard that.
    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #17
      When I worked in Produce, someone stuck a bunch of bananas down his pants.
      Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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      • #18
        Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
        Oh my gawd...That was on FARK the other day. I ;laughed my ass off.

        M

        Yay! A fellow Farker!

        Except I think they perma-banned me for calling someone out on TF a while back.

        /end threadjack
        I work at Walgreens.

        (I'm just tired of mentioning it every time I want to relate to a story. )

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        • #19
          Quoth Bagboy View Post
          When I worked in Produce, someone stuck a bunch of bananas down his pants.
          "Is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

          /runs
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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