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    So I handle the keys at the college I work at. Anyone and everyone has to go through me to get keys. One of the maintanence guys (M) makes copies for me when I need them. Since this is the beginning of Fall Semester, it's been very busy and I've run out of a lot of keys. We've also been recovering from a lot of construction over the summer.

    One of these construction projects was to turn an old dark room in a non photography class room into a storage room. When I found out they were doing that, I went down myself to see what the key for the new room was. I also know that I don't have any copies of it except the original which I don't give out.

    One of our faculty came up and turned in a key request. Having seen that door, I know already that I don't have a copy of that key. I didn't even have to check. He gives me the cheerful grumpiness of "Well you know, I'm going to need this key soon. Could you please try to make sure that it's gotten to me as soon as possible?" I informed him that I would make it as soon as possible all the while wanting to say, "No sir, of course not, I usually handle these key requests at a snails pace and do them only when I feel like it." If I get a key request, I'm going to handle it as soon as I can.

    I then am checking my email a couple minutes later and recieve the following awesomeness...
    "I just spoke with M. He says that what I need is a ---- key. Would you happen to have one??" That's right. He tried to go over my head (good luck, M is in a different department than I am so all you're accomplishing is being an ass) and call what he thought to be a bluff. Good job. If I say I don't have a key, I don't have that key. Oh and when you request a key from me, I am not just pulling key codes out of my ass. I actually have this handy little book that tells me what the key code is. Very rarely am I wrong about it and that's usually because M goes and changes the key core without telling me that the codes are going to change (he's usually actually good about telling me though) or because the last guy on the job was an idiot. So if I say I don't have a key, then I don't have it.

    And by the way, if you want to play the "going to someone higher up" game, congrats. You'll love hearing from my Chief about how you were being an ass and if I say you have to wait, then you have to wait and there will be no more going to M to pull that shit. Also, apparently they are also going to tell M not to tell people that stuff anymore and that if they want to know what key goes to what door, they can come to me about it.

    That email just pissed me off to no end. He's not the only one waiting on keys and considering M had to return some keys to me today anyway, his won't take as long as other people's will. Usually it takes a bit longer because M also has other jobs and has to do keys when he can. Considering we have police officers who have no problem opening doors for faculty (it's a big part of their job), if there's a bit of a wait, it may be inconvinient, but they can still get in. I don't know what it is, but the faculty is really not endearing themselves with me all that much this year.
    "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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    Yeah that really sucks. I hate it when you tell someone something and they either go over your head or they ask some other random person. Kinda makes you feel like they think of you as a non-person or something. Jerks!

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    • #3
      Keymaster? Meet Gatekeeper. Gatekeeper, this is Keymaster. I have a feeling you two will get along swimmingly.
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      • #4
        That sort of B.S., if I were in your shoes, would immediately put Mr. Douchewaffle Faculty Member on the BOTTOM of the list, thus guaranteeing you'd get around to his key LAST.

        But then, I'm an evil bastard as well as a friendly maniac, so listening to me may not always be a good idea.
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        • #5
          Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
          That sort of B.S., if I were in your shoes, would immediately put Mr. Douchewaffle Faculty Member on the BOTTOM of the list, thus guaranteeing you'd get around to his key LAST.

          But then, I'm an evil bastard as well as a friendly maniac, so listening to me may not always be a good idea.
          I'm tempted. I'm trying to figure out how to respond to him but all I can think of is to say "so do you think I'm a liar or an idiot?" This is why I haven't responded yet and probably won't till I can figure out something polite to say.
          "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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          • #6
            Be passive aggressive.

            Dear blah,

            I am sorry that I wasn't clear earlier. When I said that I didn't have the key, I didn't mean to imply that M had it instead. I am sorry that you had to waste your time. I wish to remind you at this time of the proper procedures for obtaining keys: blah blah bite me.

            I just want to clarify that they key does not in fact exist as of yet and I will let you know when it does.

            Sincerely,

            Me.

            If you have on-line links to procedures on an intra-net or some such, pepper them throughout the e-mail.

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            • #7
              while passive agressive might be good, i like the old 'list of priorities' better:

              if you have a list of who needs what and who comes first, whip that bad boy out and show it to mr. important to remind him that, yes indeedy, you do take your job seriously, and no, he can't be processed 'right now' for there are more people on the list who are ahead of him.

              if he doesn't like it, he can take a flying leap into a pit of razor blades and swim through a river of rubbing alcohol.
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              • #8
                Hopefully Chief will chew him a new one. God.

                I still love the lady from the other night "It's not ready? *UGH* I've been waiting for 2 weeks. I had this problem last semester and *insert bitch rant here*"

                Sometimes I wish we just had a keyless system and all we had to do was insert their names into a computer. It would be SO MUCH easier.

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                • #9
                  Quoth kaetchen View Post
                  Sometimes I wish we just had a keyless system and all we had to do was insert their names into a computer. It would be SO MUCH easier.
                  You'd think that, wouldn't you? We've got a keyless system for our front door, elevator, guest wing, parkade, and a few other things.

                  The least of the problems is trying to make sure someone has the right level of access on their card. You can program individual doors, but the system doesn't like it when you do that. It wants you to set up an entire level of access to put on the card. After that, it's making sure expiry dates don't get messed up, and that bizarre timers aren't placed on the card. The finance department on the second floor could only use their cards from 8:30-4:30. Then when the card breaks or gets lost, you've gotta deal with wiping it out of the system, and getting them a new one.

                  The *real* joy though is our parking services department uses the same cards as us. But on a different database. So we can't do anything with their cards, and they can't do anything with ours. We can't even set up access on the same doors. People tend to keep their parking pass and door card on the same keychain, but not remembering which is which, or even bothering to try them seperately. They just try both. But the system will only read one at a time, so then we get people bitching that their card isn't working.

                  Seriously, stick with physical keys in any area where the keys are issued for long periods of time (more than a month).
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                  • #10
                    Quoth kaetchen View Post
                    Hopefully Chief will chew him a new one. God.

                    I still love the lady from the other night "It's not ready? *UGH* I've been waiting for 2 weeks. I had this problem last semester and *insert bitch rant here*"

                    Sometimes I wish we just had a keyless system and all we had to do was insert their names into a computer. It would be SO MUCH easier.
                    The keyless thing is a lost cause. Not only are there too many issues with it but right now, if we wanted to replace our card reader system we're looking at about 3000. And that's only on 7 doors. We would be expected to handle it all right then with no excuses since all we'd have to do is enter them into the computer so if you're having a crazy day and need to wait on it, there's no excuse that they'll listen to.

                    And then there's the fact that if we got something like that, guess who the electritian would be for it? That's right. B. He'd be the one fixing it if it broke and working on it.

                    There will be some changes with keys though because I'm getting tired of this bullshit.

                    The keys themselves though, once I finish getting all this organized, will be much easier. It'll just be the people we have to deal with.
                    Last edited by Shangri-laschild; 08-21-2008, 01:32 PM.
                    "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Salesmonkey View Post
                      Keymaster? Meet Gatekeeper. Gatekeeper, this is Keymaster. I have a feeling you two will get along swimmingly.
                      Hmm did some one call?

                      Nice to meet you Keymaster.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth The Gatekeeper View Post
                        Hmm did some one call?

                        Nice to meet you Keymaster.

                        Well hello


                        I love my boss! I emailed him about the issues and he just called me into his office and said it was all crap (them, not me) and in the next multiple department meeting (which includes all the departments I'm having troubles with) coming up he's going to be informing them of what's not to happen anymore.
                        "Man, having a conversation with you is like walking through a salvador dali painting." - Mac Hall

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