why cant I have my dog therer

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Me: We got a report of a dog in your unit

Guest: yea

Me: well we have a no pet policy

Guest: oh well I didnt know if you enforced it or not

Me: yes ma'am, and the dog must go

Guest: well what other options can you offer me?

Me: I will be glad to give you the number to a local kennel

Guest: well I dont want to do that....I mean is there any way he can stay here?

Me: no ma'am, either the dog goes or you'll have to vacate the premises

Guest: cant you call the owner to see if an exception can be made?

Me: there is no exception

Guest: fine I will put him in a kennel....gimme that damn number

To get "revenge" on us, they turned the thermostat up to 90 when they left and this was in the summer. I am told, although I didnt see this personally, that there was feces smeared on the wall of one of the bedrooms. DHEC had to get involved

[Kheldarson]

They couldn't keep the dog so they threw poo. Real mature. Makes a lot of sense.

[candyshopgirl]

Hell I LOVE my dogs but I'm realistic about it. I know there are some places dogs aren't ment to be. I seen a woman at the laundrymat with a chichuia in one of those baby things you wear on the front. That was cute!!!!

[Mordecai]

What the f*ck? How petty can you get?

[volatile]

It's kinda mean, but your stories always bring a smile to my face.

[edible_hat]

I seen a woman at the laundrymat with a chichuia in one of those baby things you wear on the front. That was cute!!!!

I've served a customer with a parrot on his head. And bird poop on the back of his hat.

[KhirasHY]

I've served a customer with a parrot on his head. And bird poop on the back of his hat.

Damn you...that made me choke on my Cup'O'Noodles when I read that

[nomorecarts]

almost made me spit water across my screen

[candyshopgirl]

Speaking of parrot.
When I worked at the laundrymat.There was a guy that used to come in with a parrot on his shoulder.He was like 70 years old and this parrot was his friend.the parrot was potty trained(I swear to god),it would sit on the toliet and poop.The parrot would sit on his shoulder and when he got his hot clothes out of the dryer...The parrot would fall off his shoulder and fall into the warm clothes and sit. I just told people off if they complain.The bird just sit there and never made a mess or screamed. Just picture the bird falling into the warm clothes.You will laugh your a$$ off. I almost forgot the parrot would start talking and singing to men only.She flirted with men!!!!!!

[South Texan]

there was feces smeared on the wall of one of the bedrooms. DHEC had to get involved

And I hope to hell there was a nice, big cleaning/damage fee charged to their VISA.

[ktopmil]

Speaking of parrot.
When I worked at the laundrymat.There was a guy that used to come in with a parrot on his shoulder.He was like 70 years old and this parrot was his friend.the parrot was potty trained(I swear to god),it would sit on the toliet and poop.The parrot would sit on his shoulder and when he got his hot clothes out of the dryer...The parrot would fall off his shoulder and fall into the warm clothes and sit. I just told people off if they complain.The bird just sit there and never made a mess or screamed. Just picture the bird falling into the warm clothes.You will laugh your a$$ off. I almost forgot the parrot would start talking and singing to men only.She flirted with men!!!!!!

Ha ha Cutest story EVER!!

[RetailWorkhorse]

They couldn't take 2 minutes to call ahead and ask about the pet thing. Where's my paper fan? Ah, there it is.

*Whackity-whackity-WHACKWHACKWHACK!*

Ugh. Jerk People!*





*Not to be confuzzled with the Jerk Chicken, which is tasty, as Jerk Human taste like SPAM and I don't like SPAM.

[Xarlaxas]

They couldn't take 2 minutes to call ahead and ask about the pet thing. Where's my paper fan? Ah, there it is.

*Whackity-whackity-WHACKWHACKWHACK!*

Ugh. Jerk People!*





*Not to be confuzzled with the Jerk Chicken, which is tasty, as Jerk Human taste like SPAM and I don't like SPAM.

It's even worse than that, they knew but thought that it wouldn't be enforced, how stupid can you get? -_-

[MTNLaurelPoacher]

Remind me NEVER to go to your beach. Some of your clients seem like the people who walk out into traffic because, "Pedestrians have the right of way".
Newtonian Law trumps right of way. 1 ton of moving steel means you get out of the way.


Also... I want to nominate you for "Customer's Suck Sainthood" Your posts do not qualify for the war stories section, but because of the numerous humorous and astonishing posts you have some reward must come of it. Your professionalism in the face of astonishing suckieness is an example to us all.

[Kyree]

When I worked at the game store, I had a biker dude come in with a Siamese cat on his shoulder. He had a special seat for the cat on his bike and everything. It's so cute. The cat was so well behaved XP

VRS, you have any idea how much they got charged for that?