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    Apparently the women's toilet has some offensive graffiti in it as of last night. I haven't seen it but it apparently says something like "I'm a sexy young boy looking for MILFs to f**k, call this number".

    So of course any female customers who used that toilet complained about it. After the first complaint, my female co-worker had a look then called the local graffiti removal service. From the second complaint onwards we told people that we are aware of it and are waiting for the graffiti removal people to arrive and clean it (or more likely, paint over it). It's a free service provided by the local council and because it's run by volunteers who don't get paid, it's not exactly rapid response.

    Then the police arrived.

    Apparently one SC had anonymously called the police and told them we're "displaying offensive pornography".

    Once they saw the graffiti and heard what we're doing about it, they decided that there were no real grounds for police involvement. They agreed yes it's offensive but no it's not pornographic and waiting for the volunteer graffiti removal squad is a good enough response. In the meantime, keep on apologising and letting people know it is being dealt with.

  • #2
    Quoth edible_hat View Post
    Apparently one SC had anonymously called the police and told them we're "displaying offensive pornography".

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    Oh you're flippin' kiddin' me! That's just crazy! Some people. To bad you dont' know who it was - you could've drawn her a big veiny penis masterpiece on the stall to go along with the advertisement!
    "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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    • #3
      Oh, good LORD, are we now so fing sensitive that we can't even look at grafitti on a crapper wall now without going nuts and filing a complaint???

      Geez!

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      • #4
        Quoth edible_hat View Post
        Apparently one SC had anonymously called the police and told them we're "displaying offensive pornography".
        That's not offensve, *this* is offensive.
        A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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        • #5
          Quoth crazylegs View Post
          That's not offensve, *this* is offensive.
          Damn "web washer"!!!! The powers that be at my place of employment have seen fit to block you tube now!
          "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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          • #6
            Quoth crazylegs View Post
            That's not offensve, *this* is offensive.
            I have just discovered the awesomeness that is that clip playing with the sound turned down and Count Basie's Jumpin' at the Woodside turned up.

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            • #7
              Quoth edible_hat View Post

              Apparently one SC had anonymously called the police and told them we're "displaying offensive pornography"
              Right.. like you guys wrote the f-ing thing in the stall as a sort of postmodern art piece. I bet that bitch took down the # too..
              I will never go to school!

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              • #8
                Why don't the police track down the number this loser wrote?

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                • #9
                  Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                  I bet that bitch took down the # too..
                  Maybe she called it and got rejected and calling the cops was her attempt at revenge.

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                  • #10
                    i guess you could have taped a piece of paper or two over it so the ladies wouldn't have to see it. but then they'd probably ask you to wipe their ass too...

                    i'm just imagining the soccer moms with their panties pulled down reading the graffiti slowing and then exclaiming <gasp> 'Why I NEVER!" hee hee

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                    • #11
                      I love bathroom graffiti. You can read some of the funniest things there.
                      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth crazylegs View Post
                        That's not offensve, *this* is offensive.
                        ... I can't believe you just Rick Roll'ed this thread...
                        <Insert clever signature here>

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                        • #13
                          Quoth BaristaTrav View Post
                          Right.. like you guys wrote the f-ing thing in the stall as a sort of postmodern art piece. I bet that bitch took down the # too..
                          It sounds to me like maybe she NEEDS to call that number, if ya'll know what I mean.
                          "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                            ... I can't believe you just Rick Roll'ed this thread...
                            Well, somebody had to!
                            A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Peppergirl View Post
                              It sounds to me like maybe she NEEDS to call that number, if ya'll know what I mean.
                              yea, I do..
                              I will never go to school!

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