More e-mail funnies from cable customers

[Phone Jockey]

Email: “Thanks for your e-mail, but you are a day late and a dollar short to offer me high-speed service. Thanks for nothing!”

**********************************************

Email: “If I have to wait for dial-up service, I could be the man on TV who falls asleep waiting for to get online.” (Is this a commercial or something?)

**********************************************

Email: Praise Jesus in all things! Praise Jesus! Also, how much do I owe you? (RANDOM!)

**********************************************

Email synopsis: Someone calling himself “Big Brother,” states some kids have been harassing him & he wants to be “vindictive” towards them. Customer wanted our help getting revenge. Advised we are only able to help him block calls, nothing else.

**********************************************

Email synopsis: Customer states her check was returned because when we submitted it for payment, we “surprised” her bank.

[rerant]

That last one actually made me LOL.

[saint]

Email synopsis: Customer states her check was returned because when we submitted it for payment, we “surprised” her bank.

Suprise! You have to pay!

Happy birthday...?

[Phone Jockey]

Surprise! You have to pay!

Well, apparently we were being sneaky the day when we "surprised" that customer's bank. Shame on us. LOL

[depechemodefan]

I love the last one. Though I can also imagine the bank going "holy shit! She pays how much for internet!?!"

[Peppergirl]

That last one actually made me LOL.

OMG me too.

I have to thank you, PJ - for providing a MUCH needed hearty laugh after the day from hell in the travel call center.

[Phone Jockey]

I have to thank you, PJ - for providing a MUCH needed hearty laugh after the day from hell in the travel call center.

Hey, I go where I'm needed, that's all. HAHA