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    Guest: Dave, I am so upset............we went down to the clubhouse on the island because my kids wanted to swim in the pool and the rich people wont let us swim in their pool

    Me: well the clubhouse is for property owner's only but you have a pool where you are

    Guest: my kids dont like that pool

    Me: I'm sorry

    Guest: why wasnt I told this was a rich people's island? We just some simple country folk that wanna go to the beach and I think it's despicable how we are being treated. My kids want to swim in the rich people's pool and I want you to get us wristbands so they can go.

    Me: I cant do that

    Guest: well then I want to be upgraded to oceanfront

    Me: ok but you'll have to pay the rate difference

    Guest: I aint paying no f___ing rate difference, you people did us wrong...I should be compensated for the humiliation I endured. They wouldnt let us swim in their pool and they wont let us on their golf course because we cant afford it and we cant eat in their restaurants because we cant afford it. This has been a disaster of a vacation. I hope it weighs on your conscience that you ruined my vacation that I spent every last penny on. ASSHOLE (CLICK)

  • #2
    Bwah?
    Did they not do research on where they were going before they went?

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    • #3
      They won't let them on the golf course because they don't have the money for the fee?!! The horror.
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      • #4
        VSR, your stories make me want to kill things. And I'm normally a fairly non-violent person. *twitch*
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        • #5
          I beg you to not send me these people! They couldn't afford our green fees either!

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          • #6
            Why would you spend so much money on a vacation that you didn't have enough left over to pay for other things, like food? Or is there a "rich people" restaurant and a "poor person" restaurant?

            Or are we just complaining to hear ourselves talk?
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            • #7
              Every once in a GREAT while, I feel some empathy towards people like this.. Shit's EXPENSIVE!!! But.. I have manners and tact. I ask, get told yes or no, try a little charm if I'm told no, AND LEAVE IT AT THAT!!!

              People who badger and scream, and throw tantrums are going to get me in SOOOOOO much trouble one of thses days.. Jailtime...

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              • #8
                Is there really someone that retarded out there. I guess when he visits McDick's and sees a fancy restaurant across the road that he can't afford, he starts blaming the fast food employees for somehow not getting him inside.

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                • #9
                  Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
                  Guest: Dave, I am so upset............we went down to the clubhouse on the island because my kids wanted to swim in the pool and the rich people wont let us swim in their pool

                  Me: well the clubhouse is for property owner's only but you have a pool where you are

                  Guest: my kids dont like that pool
                  You mean they had a pool for themselves but it wasn't good enough for them because they wanted to swim in the "rich people's pool"? Cry me a river, poor babies.
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                  • #10
                    "OMG!!!! Someone has more than I do? NOOO!!!! It's YOUR fault!"

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                    • #11
                      Yeah that all just sounded really lame & friggn weird. There are tons of things that are private. If what he was given wasn't good enough for him perhaps he should sue the country/world and ask for true equality where rich people can't have the crap they earned cuz it's unfair...or something.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth XCashier View Post
                        You mean they had a pool for themselves but it wasn't good enough for them because they wanted to swim in the "rich people's pool"? Cry me a river, poor babies.

                        You missed the other part:


                        Quoth vacation_rentals_suck View Post
                        Guest: We just some simple country folk that wanna go to the beach ... [snip]
                        They went there to go to the BEACH... not only did they have their OWN pool, but an entire OCEAN in which to swim in...


                        What kid would rather swim in a pool rather than an ocean?

                        (unless of course, if the pool has a waterslide...)
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                        • #13
                          Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                          They went there to go to the BEACH... not only did they have their OWN pool, but an entire OCEAN in which to swim in...
                          Some people might not like the salt water, or getting tossed around by waves. Also, not everyone can handle walking on sand--when my grandmother still went on vacation with us, she never went down to the beach. She was afraid she'd fall on the uneven surface. She wasn't bored though--she'd work on her crosswords, cross-stitch, or just sit out on the porch and watch people go by.

                          Still though, these people sound like cheap bastards. You don't see people like that in Cape May, NJ very often. Having to pay for a beach tag tends to keep the riff-raff out. Sorry Madmike, but they all seem to go to Avalon or Wildwood Seriously though, it can be an expensive place to eat, even though you *do* get what you pay for, IMHO. That's not to say there aren't cheaper places--the pizza shop in the outdoor mall, the sandwich shops and arcades off Beach Drive, etc.
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                          • #14
                            Egad. I probably would understand their point if they were promised access to the pool and the rich people kept them out. But they had their own pool. If the other pool was much better but they didn't pay to use it, tough nuggy. Also, they should feel bad for the rich people who have to have on a wrist band to use the pool!

                            I go on vacations a lot, and a lot of them were with tours, but I brought my own money for stuff and if I didn't have enough then I did without, or else, budget...either eat for the whole cruise or buy 4 drinks, but not both.
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                            • #15
                              Sounds like he expected to rent one vacation rental and get an entire island as his personal all-inclusive resort.
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