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  • The third floor bathrooms are gateways to Heck!

    2 stories.

    First story
    Sat, a guy was in the third floor bathroom (which has a seedy reputation, and that's with the library being re-opened for just 3 months already).
    He was asleep on the floor.
    There were 2 empty beer bottles next to him.
    His dick was hanging out.
    He had a meat cleaver.

    Granted, this is third person info. It could have been a paring knife. Though usually third person info. ends up being less scandelous as what really happened at the library. But at least his ass was hauled out by the po-po, so if it wasn't for a knife it must have been for the beer.

    Second story
    I was on the third floor today, and security was calling 911. There was a woman in the bathroom crying for an ambulance. I saw the head of the library also being involved (note, there are about 200 people working in this library, so it's not neccessary for him ot be around. Heck, last week when that crazy guy hit that other guy, the head of the library wasn't involved at all). Funny thing, the director of the library (who moved her ass out of this building months ago to be as far from any library while still being close to City Hall) was walking around with some people. I hope she got involved. Maybe they will issue us tazers now.

    Last I heard, after the paramedics pulled her out of the bathroom, she was trying to commit suicide.

    I would have added this to the "customer brain farts" (cause God knows where their brains were) but since police/paramedics had to be called, I think they are worthy for SC-ness.
    Last edited by depechemodefan; 09-10-2008, 01:36 AM. Reason: adding
    Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

    Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

    I wish porn had subtitles.

  • #2
    Almost sounds like the 3rd floor should have it's own security.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      This stuff happens at the library??
      "Let our mercy as deep as the Feitas and our authority as powerful as the Sun be revealed to the entire world."

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      • #4
        Um. Wow. That's kinda freaky.
        Supporting the idiots charged with protecting your personal information.

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        • #5
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          Maybe they will issue us tazers now.
          Unfortunately, probably not. Unless you are the police, the US frowns upon having weapons in government buildings, and libraries are considered government buildings.

          However, if that rule ever changes, I'll be the first one signing up for a tazer.
          I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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          • #6
            Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
            Unless you are the police, the US frowns upon having weapons in government buildings
            Well that's just silly. Tazers aren't weapons, they're toys!
            The High Priest is an Illusion!

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            • #7
              Quoth ArcticChicken View Post
              Tazers aren't weapons, they're toys!
              Kinky!
              Shamus: Why hasn't anybody designs a cranium-anus extraction kit yet? It seems that so many people suffer from a improperly-stored head.

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              • #8
                Person #1 sounds like one of Gravekeeper's callers! Yikes!

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                • #9
                  Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                  Sat, a guy was in the third floor bathroom (which has a seedy reputation, and that's with the library being re-opened for just 3 months already).
                  He was asleep on the floor.
                  There were 2 empty beer bottles next to him.
                  His dick was hanging out.
                  He had a meat cleaver.
                  Sounds like he had one helluva night ...
                  This area is left blank for a reason.

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                  • #10
                    Maybe they are possesed

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                    • #11
                      Quoth depechemodefan View Post
                      He was asleep on the floor.
                      There were 2 empty beer bottles next to him.
                      His dick was hanging out.
                      He had a meat cleaver.

                      Well who hasn't done that?

                      Steve B.

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                      • #12
                        You scare me Steve...

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Quoth depechemodefan
                          He was asleep on the floor.
                          There were 2 empty beer bottles next to him.
                          His dick was hanging out.
                          He had a meat cleaver.
                          Quoth Imprl59 View Post
                          Well who hasn't done that?

                          Steve B.

                          Why am I not surprised?
                          Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

                          Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

                          I wish porn had subtitles.

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