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Here are some High(?) lights for this week in the wonderful world of LP. Note all of these happened in my really ghetto store, really really ghetto store.
1. Have a VERY Large Man do a pick up and return he's about 5'7 300+ pounds. We have been trying to get this guy for weeks. He walks in without anything and we get him on camera picking up a couple of boxes of shoes. He then circles around and goes up front and returns them. Lo and behold I and a manager stop him with his store credit and ask him to return to the store. Does he come back nicely? Silly rabbit Now I'm not in the best shape I'm "fluffy"
as my husband calls it. But if need be I can run. Big Boy not so much, he makes it half way across the parking lot where he collapses. We call the cops and paramedics. Big Boy goes to the hospital and jail.
2. Young man wearing the uniform of the wanna be's baggy pants, a Sean John shirt, sideways hat. He steals from us and tries to run, well his pants are baggy, real baggy they fall down. He's commando and I, my boss and two old ladies get a view of his wedding tackle. Not much to report on there
3. Blonde Tweeker lady comes in and conceals a whole lot of merchandise in her big purse I go to stop her she shoves me and tries to take a swing. I avoid the blow and go to restrain her she is struggling and my hand slips and I grab the first thing I can which is her hair (I don't normally go for that,) well as the adrenaline is pumping I realize I have something in my hand a LARGE pile of blonde hair in my hand. She was wearing a wing but according to the Store Manager who had came out to help me the look on my face was priceless I thought I'd scapled her.
I think I stop now and add more later. Enjoy!
1. Have a VERY Large Man do a pick up and return he's about 5'7 300+ pounds. We have been trying to get this guy for weeks. He walks in without anything and we get him on camera picking up a couple of boxes of shoes. He then circles around and goes up front and returns them. Lo and behold I and a manager stop him with his store credit and ask him to return to the store. Does he come back nicely? Silly rabbit Now I'm not in the best shape I'm "fluffy"
as my husband calls it. But if need be I can run. Big Boy not so much, he makes it half way across the parking lot where he collapses. We call the cops and paramedics. Big Boy goes to the hospital and jail.2. Young man wearing the uniform of the wanna be's baggy pants, a Sean John shirt, sideways hat. He steals from us and tries to run, well his pants are baggy, real baggy they fall down. He's commando and I, my boss and two old ladies get a view of his wedding tackle. Not much to report on there
3. Blonde Tweeker lady comes in and conceals a whole lot of merchandise in her big purse I go to stop her she shoves me and tries to take a swing. I avoid the blow and go to restrain her she is struggling and my hand slips and I grab the first thing I can which is her hair (I don't normally go for that,) well as the adrenaline is pumping I realize I have something in my hand a LARGE pile of blonde hair in my hand. She was wearing a wing but according to the Store Manager who had came out to help me the look on my face was priceless I thought I'd scapled her.
I think I stop now and add more later. Enjoy!
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