On the 7th Day of Ramadan, an Inmate Gave to Me...

[protege]

I Have No Idea What it's Supposed to Stand For...

I was walking through the Chow Hall during evening meal. You know, making sure they weren't like, dealing drugs or anything under the tables. I walked past a skinhead who had a large tattoo on the side of his head. It was a four-leaf clover, with flames around it. And a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!" I had to suppress my giggle fit while I quickly headed back into the kitchen area where I could safely release it. Because laughing at a skinhead is probably a bad idea.

Son of a bitch...I just watered my monitor And now, the entire office is looking at me as I can't contain my laughter!

[Soulstealer]

I would think not. I know a fair number of Jews who don't keep Kashruth, but still observe the high holy days, and fast for Yom Kippur. Just because they like shellfish and have one set of plates for everything doesn't make them less of a Jew.

That depends on who you ask. The people eating shellfish will agree with you, the Orthodox won't even touch a light switch on Shabbat and will declare the Reform has nonJews. But I won't get any more into it since then it'll become fratching.

[sms001]

Oh Kara!

I'm so glad you're out of the fone biz. Your new "customers" are the only ones who could top cell phone EWs though.

[tigerlily0]

Re: the black cat

I assume it is a stray? Perhaps you could trap it and hand it off to a local shelter?

[tropicsgoddess]

Quoth Gurndigarn View Post
I'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?

Quoth Kara
See: Season Finale, Boondocks Season Two.

Sorry, but I think Riley would beg to differ: "Jail Nigga, you gay!".

[PepperElf]

"They're Magically Delicious, Bitch"

I LOL'ed!

IM1: What I'm saying is, just because you f***ing someone that has a penis, that don't make you gay.
IM2: Right, right.

Well I've heard it said... it's not gay if you're the giver...

[Evil Queen]

I Have No Idea What it's Supposed to Stand For...

a skinhead who had a large tattoo on the side of his head. It was a four-leaf clover, with flames around it. And a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"

Broke Rule Number 1!!

[Saydrah]

I'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?

See: Season Finale, Boondocks Season Two.

[KiaKat]

I would think not. I know a fair number of Jews who don't keep Kashruth, but still observe the high holy days, and fast for Yom Kippur. Just because they like shellfish and have one set of plates for everything doesn't make them less of a Jew.

My guess is the same applies to Islam. There are differing degrees of observance.

[Arcade Man D]

Now this has me curious.

If you catch an inmate eating, say, pork rinds during the fast period, can you use that as proof that they aren't Muslim, and they don't get the holy day treatment?

[Difdi]

ME: Who in the hell does he think blessed it for him? The inmates in the kitchen? The food service supervisor?

The Flying Spaghetti Monster, perhaps...

And a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"

Makes me wonder if the other inmates are always after his lucky charms?

What happened? He had "lost" a bottle of hot sauce. I'll let you guess where.

Ouch. What kind of hot sauce? Tabasco would be bad enough, but what if it were Dave's Insanity?

IM1: What I'm saying is, just because you f***ing someone that has a penis, that don't make you gay.
IM2: Right, right.

No, technically that would make him bi, not gay...

[dendawg]

And a voice in my evil brain said "They're magically delicious, bitch!"

(iImagines Dave Chappelle as Lucky the Leprechaun....)

[Misty]

I'm waiting for homosexuality to give you "street cred". Because you obviously picked it up in jail, yeah, homie?

I'm no expert by any stretch of the imagination, but I'm guessing the rules of the outside world don't apply in prison.

Think about it: you are locked up for years with hundreds of people of the same sex. You have countless hours to fill. You still have your physical and emotional needs, but your options are pretty limited. What to do?

Sex can have many meanings: to establish control and dominance, to form some sort of emotional/physical bond with another human being, to experiment, or to simply pass the time. In this case, I don't think the answer to "just because your ****ing something that has a penis doesn't make you gay" is as obvious as it seems.

Of course, I've never been in prison and have no desire to test my theory first-hand, so what do I know?

[Hyndis]

o.o


The people who think that criminals are brilliant haven't met one, apparently.

The brilliant ones are smart enough to avoid getting caught.

[Soulstealer]

On that Note...
IM1: What I'm saying is, just because you f***ing someone that has a penis, that don't make you gay.
IM2: Right, right.

I really have nothing else to add to this. It's perfect just the way it is.

Well it isn't if you're a girl.