wherin I'm told my sexuality

[SteveZim1017]

Isn't that just where you say...

"Oh, I forgot, real men watch football. My Mistake! Oh and real men also dont stop and ask for directions either do they? Hmmm... sorry, can't help you with those directions any more Sir."

[freeatlast]

IAlthough going to a game can be fun unless the team you're rooting for freaking blows a 17 point lead and loses in double overtime. *dang you, Purdue!*[/QUOTE]

Being an IU fan, I really enjoyed that.

[mharbourgirl]

And I appreciate that sentiment because I get cranky when I don't get my hockey fix. So what does that make US?

that would make you Canadian

No, really? How could you POSSIBLY know that?

[MoxisPilot]

Wow, then I must be gayer than Freddie Mercury!

There are VERY few sports I like to watch, I really only enjoy some non-competition martial arts, and trick shots pool.

I need to go tell my girlfriend...

If we're judging sexuality by the amount of sports being absorbed, my husband must be right up there, too.

[Racket_Man]

the only reason I pay attention to football is because it sometimes effects my job esp where I live ie. people bleed green and gold. if the Packers are doing well (like last season) my tips are good. Packers doing not so good = tips not so good. this is true not only on game day but during the week as well.

this season we shall see. the Pack is 2 and 0 but we still have 14 games to go.

sorry I do not bleed Green and Gold. I never got into football all that much anyway. the only reason I went to my HS football games was because my GF was the scorekeeper (the football team sucked that year anyway got beat by a team that was 0 and 40 yes I did type that right)

just because I am not a FANATIC Packers fan does not mean diddly about how manly a man I am. I ams what I ams

[jedimaster91]

IAlthough going to a game can be fun unless the team you're rooting for freaking blows a 17 point lead and loses in double overtime. *dang you, Purdue!*

Being an IU fan, I really enjoyed that.[/quote]

Yes, well some friends who are alumni of Purdue had two extra tickets, so I felt kinda obligated to root for them.

[AdminAssistant]

It hasn't been too bad here so far - just be aware that parking sucks on game day - but I DREAD college basketball season. *shudder* Or the first KU vs. Mizzou game. "Muck Fizzou", oh that's clever.

[tropicsgoddess]

That had to be one of the most ignorant and stereotypical statements I've ever heard. I know men that don't like American football that aren't gay. Stupid ass munch....

[smileyeagle1021]

That had to be one of the most ignorant and stereotypical statements I've ever heard. I know men that don't like American football that aren't gay. Stupid ass munch.....

and I know gay men who like football

[mattm04]

If only he asked for directions after the fact, then you could have given him a "shortcut."

[smileyeagle1021]

If only he asked for directions after the fact, then you could have given him a "shortcut."

why yes sir, it is very easy, turn right out of the parking lot, turn right on (street), turn right on (street), use the southbound entrance to the freeway, take that about 3 miles south, exit onto 201 going west, exit on Bangeter turn right, go about 2 and a half miles north, exit onto North Temple, turn left on (street) take the first right and it's on the right hand side

especially sense it really is just over a block away

[AlmightyALT]

Oooohhh... Hee. Have a story from my dad about some guys assuming one of his friends was gay and getting the most perfect karma come back ever.

This was back in the late 70s while he was stationed in Hawaii. He was having dinner with a buddy when another friend of theirs came in and joined them. The friend was carrying a bag with swim things in it and of course real men don't carry bags! Well a few big Samoan guys (think The Rock) came up to him and started poking fun. Went like this:

Samoan 1: Hey fag. What you got in the bag fag?
Friend: Excuse me?
Samoan 2: Yeah fag! What's in your pwecious bag?
Friend: ::with limp wrist and lisping voice:: Well! I've got my bathing suit because it's such a lovely day and I decided to go for a little swim. And here's my hat, because I don't want to sunbun my wittle face. And of course sunblock because I don't want to burn the rest of my pale little body either. ::drops the accent and goes into Naval Officer mode:: And here's my .35 which I use to shoot a****les like you.
Samoans: ::flee squealing like little girls::

He'd been at target practice before going to the beach.

As for that... lovely example of masculinity, I would have calmly looked at him and said, "I'm not into football sir. I'm too busy training for K-1 Cage fighting. Care to go a round or two?"

[Amethyst Hunter]

Guys who aren't all that into sports = Blas in

Edit to add: It is kinda frustrating when people spew out such verbal diahrrea. I've been asked by coworkers what I had for supper or how often I clean....I'll say something like "I don't cook....it has to be microwavable, deliverable, or fast food, or I'm not eating. Don't have time or energy during the week." or I'll say "I don't clean, spiff." and they'll reply "No wonder you have such shit luck with men." or "You'll make some guy really unhappy one day!"

I've been making men unhappy since 1987. No plans on stopping any time soon

Blas, can I adopt you and make you my sister? I have cookies. COME TO THE DARK SIDE!

If I ever date, it will be guys who a) either aren't into sports at all, or b) are into cool stuff like hockey, martial arts or stuff thereabouts. Most sports bore me silly - the last time I ever got remotely excited about them was when Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls were THE big thing in town. (oh dearie mes, I've just revealed my advanced age...ah well, screw it.)

[blas]

Someone said cookies?!

Of course we can be sisters. Then as a dynamic duo, we will continue to make men unhappy in every way possible....by not cooking, cleaning, and weeding out the sports nuts.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

My boyfriend hates football(and most other sports), yet he has proven his
manly-ness to me time and time again.