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  • We don't take appointments.

    From a coworker today:

    We sell tires, and install them. Installation is first-come, first-serve, no appointments.

    Today, my friend is dealing with a pretty long line of people, when a couple comes up next in their line and claims they have an appointment.

    WTF?

    She tells them, sorry, they've never taken appointments, it's first-come, first-serve.

    They tell her that they made an appointment the day before with someone, so they want to have their car serviced first, ahead of the 5 other cars that came in before them.

    She tells them they must be mistaken, because we don't even have an appointment system. As for servicing their car first, no way. They can leave and come back, but there are at least 5 cars that must be serviced first.

    They leave to go shopping for maybe an hour and come back, asking why the car was not done.

    She tells them sorry, there were 5 cars ahead of them so they had to be serviced first, and that she told them that before they left.

    They scream for a manager.

    Manager comes. Tells them the same thing.

    Apparently this evolved into a scene involving yelling and screaming at my friend and the manager. They demand the corporate number. We let them borrow our phone, and they make their complaint, and demand that my friend be reprimanded! When the man finished reaming into the phone, he gets this smug look on his face and says "She wants to talk to you." (my friend)

    My friend picks up the phone and the lady on the other end asks if she had explained the situation and how long the car will take. It's most likely done by this point, my friend says, and that she had told them that they must be mistaken but we've never taken appointments, and that other people had come before them. The lady on the phone says not to worry, you're not in trouble, and asks to speak to the customer again.

    The guy gets back on the phone, and his face slowly drains of color as he listens. He then SLAMS down the phone, screams GIVE ME MY KEYS, I AM NEVER COMING BACK HERE AGAIN, and leaves.

    Apparently Corporate Lady said that we are sorry, our company doesn't take and never have taken appointments. My friend and manager are not in the wrong, but your car is ready now. But we are sorry for the wait. Have a nice day!

    Go Corporate! (How many people can say that?)
    "I, too, am saddened by the lack of hookers in this thread." -LingualMonkey

  • #2
    OMG....

    OMGWTFBBQASKDJFL!!~!!!!!!!111111111eleventy one!

    you mean Corporate did something RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



    I'll be on the look out for other signs of the apocalypse.

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    • #3
      Sounds like he's also one of those people who dials the wrong number and refuses to believe it.

      Someone probably "booked an appointment" just to get him to go away.

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      • #4
        I'll bet $20 he did have an appointment. Someplace else. And forgot where he called.

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        • #5
          I'll add another $20 to Morgana's bet.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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          • #6
            I have 5$ on it being the "Made the appointment just to get the guy off the wrong number" one.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              I've got 20 on gay lumberjack porn.
              How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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              • #8
                Whaaaaaaa??!! That must be a true miracle in CS that corporate did do the right thing!
                I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
                Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
                Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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                • #9
                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  I have 5$ on it being the "Made the appointment just to get the guy off the wrong number" one.
                  I'll see your $5 and raise you another $5

                  Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                  I've got 20 on gay lumberjack porn.
                  they make that
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    Sweet merciful crap! That won't happen again for another thousand years or so.

                    Why do people yell that they're never coming back? Don't they realize that's AWESOME?
                    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                    • #11
                      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                      they make that
                      Of course. Haven't you read the internet rules? If it is on the net, there is porn of it.

                      per Monty Python's Lumberjack song....

                      Gay lumberjacks are on the net.

                      Aka: porn.

                      Most disturbing yet was what a guy friend insisted on pointing out to me: Porn of the two dudes from Mythbusters. *shudders*

                      My friends are seriously twisted.
                      "Hi, this is Silver. How may I lose my self respect in order to cater to your over- inflated ego today?" --- Silverrb

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Apathy View Post
                        Sweet merciful crap! That won't happen again for another thousand years or so.

                        Why do people yell that they're never coming back? Don't they realize that's AWESOME?
                        In their minds it's one of two things:

                        (The idiotic assholes): I'm so important! They love me! Everybody loves me! (We really don't...)

                        (The self-righteous, moderately clearer thinking asshole) 'If they lose enough customers like me, the store won't need as many employees and will start firing them! Bwa-ha-ha!'
                        "Darling, you are a bitch. I'm joining the Navy." -Cinema Guy 4/30/2009

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                        • #13
                          Quoth SilverOrb View Post
                          Of course. Haven't you read the internet rules? If it is on the net, there is porn of it.
                          I'm going to regret asking this... but customerssuck.com is on the net...
                          If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            I'm going to regret asking this... but customerssuck.com is on the net...
                            true, but seeing SCs in certain ah...less pleasant aspects of rule 34 WOULD be highly satisfying
                            Your true character is who you are when no one is looking.
                            --Unknown

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                            • #15
                              rule 34? refresh me on the rules again please
                              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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