We don't take appointments.

[Daisy]

I'm disgusted yet sadly fascinated by Rule #39.

[hq_]

Someone probably "booked an appointment" just to get him to go away.

Several years ago my phone number was just one digit off that of a local hotel-restaurant. Their reservations #, more precisely. Most callers realized their mistake and apologized, some didn't, some insisted that they hadn't made a mistake so I was happy to take their table and room reservations.

I informed the hotel about this, mentioned that as long as this happens I *will* continue to make a reservation for anyone who calls my number. It was also a backdoor to staff members who'd otherwise get reamed for missing reservations and a "subtle" way to inform SC:s that THEY had called the wrong number in the first place. I wouldn't change my phone number either, my father had had it for 30+ years before I got it. It only took them a few months to convince corporate to change theirs...

[rts]

OMGWTFBBQASKDJFL!!~!!!!!!!111111111eleventy one!

you mean Corporate did something RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



I'll be on the look out for other signs of the apocalypse.

That would never happen with our corporate office!

They would have given them lifetime service for free, stock with the company and bought them dinner at Ruth's Criss.

Shortly after that, they would have fired the entire staff!!!

Even after saying the staff was correct....our corporate doesn't have the common sense of a small dirty soap dish!

[Imogene]

And do the curtains match the carpet?

Well... they DO make wigs for the crotch... I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to make one in Bozo orange...
On topic, though: Hooray Corporate for knowing your own policies and giving that guy the ol' what-for!

[Blade_Raver]

Sure, I'll make you an "appointment".. just make that $20 check out to Cash... as in Johnny...

Can't guarantee that it'll be honored, but for your sake of appeasement, you'll have a paid appointment. Have a nice day.. I'm $20 richer.

[Hyndis]

I'm disgusted yet sadly fascinated by Rule #39.

NO EXCEPTIONS!