Big order, last cust, kid eats CD

[scroob]

Just a quickie. I was ringing up my second to last cust of the night and notice the kid had a cd case (with cd) in her mouth. And the parents PUT IT BACK on the shelf!!!! Though I should've called hazmat to take care of it, I just used a paper towel to throw it away. What parent lets their kid EAT MERCHANDISE and then puts it back?! I'm pissed cause some idiot parent caused us to have to throw away a perfectly good cd. Boy customers really suck sometimes.

Disclaimer: Nothing against the kid. She was 2 and didn't know any better.

[tropicsgoddess]

All I can say is what the fuck were the "parents" thinking to let that kid drool all over the CD?!!

[Evil Queen]

Blech, and they don't know where that CD had been? Whos dirty hands touched it.

[PepperElf]

... "You do realize those CDs were on the floor, right?.... yeah the floor outside of the men's room too!"

[Imogene]

"Hell, I stuffed that particular CD down my pants a little while ago... I was reenacting the scene from 'When Harry Met Sally' for a coworker who's too young to know about it."

[Chanlin]

When I read "Kid eats CD" i was expecting like actually ingested. Way to disappoint

On a more serious note the parents are lucky the kid was not trying to eat something that he could choke on.

[cinema guy]

Was the CD case plastic? If so why not just wipe it with cleaner of some kind and put it back on the shelf?

[IEatCustomers4Breakfast]

People do that in my store all the time. I've seen toddlers with wrapped candy, or pencils, or toys, or whatever they could get their grubby hands on... in their mouths... and the parents realize the kid has it as they're paying for everything, so they just leave it at the register. Aw gee, thanks. Now we have to trash that. Thank you so much!

[blas]

When I worked at the grocery store, we had those membership cards, most people had the keychain kind, and without fail, parents would let their babies and toddlers nosh on the keychain and there'd be all kinds of nasty kid drool all over it and they'd proceed to hand it to me and expect me to scan it. Either that or the adult customers would have their card in their OWN mouth and expect me to scan it!

Yeah, how about I stick some stuff in my mouth, bra, vajayjay, and my ass and then proceed to make you hold it and enjoy it.

[karma_gypsy]

Yeah, how about I stick some stuff in my mouth, bra, vajayjay, and my ass and then proceed to make you hold it and enjoy it.

Actually, some people might like that ...



::runs to hide in the gutter::

[scroob]

Dammit Blas why didn't you warn me about a possible rule #1 break?

[blas]

I'm a walking warning label, dontcha know that already? :P

[fireheart]

Yeah, how about I stick some stuff in my mouth, bra, vajayjay, and my ass and then proceed to make you hold it and enjoy it.

I had a friend who used to stick her phone in her bra because it was the only place she could hide it

And let's see....number of posts for this thread to go down the gutter: 10?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

People do that in my store all the time. I've seen toddlers with wrapped candy, or pencils, or toys, or whatever they could get their grubby hands on... in their mouths... and the parents realize the kid has it as they're paying for everything, so they just leave it at the register. Aw gee, thanks. Now we have to trash that. Thank you so much!

A lot of times they probably give those items to the child because they forgot the child's nukie or naa-naa at home and need some way to keep the child quiet.

This people are assholes, and the only effective way to deal with them is to take the items they are buying and stick them in your mouth and drool all over them and hand them back. But that of course would get you fired.

Yeah, how about I stick some stuff in my mouth, bra, vajayjay, and my ass and then proceed to make you hold it and enjoy it.

No comment.

[blas]

Fireheart, one of my girlfriends puts everything in her bra when we go out so she doesn't need a purse.

But then again, she puts her money in the cellophane part of the pack of cigarettes along with her ID, then puts the money in her pocket as she gets change as the night progresses.

I just wouldn't want to watch people watch me fish my ciggs and lighter out of my bra. And some of the shirts I wear while going out are revealing enough.