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    ***RED HAIR IS UNEXCEP-TER-ABLE!!***

    SOOOO....

    I had an old lady the other day. She was very nice the whole time i was dealing with her. She came in... we chatted on what phone she wanted, i explained the upgrade.. everything was cool....

    at least thats what i thought....

    lol... DUN DUN DDDUDUUDUUUNNN!!!!

    ok... to the point...

    she was in my store for about an hour n a half. I had to go over EVERYTHING on the phone. from placing a call to text messaging to...everything.

    then.. after all of that....

    right when she leaves the store she says,

    "you know, its very unexcep-ter-able to have red hair. it means your an evil child of the devil!!!!"

    and im like.....



    such a nice country lady... but im the devils child for my red hair. (which is dyed like an intense auburn color)

    SO YEA...WATCH OUT FOR ME....im soooooooooooo evil....

    It not your personality....

    Its your face.
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    Wow. I thought people stopped saying that like... an eon ago. Honestly now. Sheesh.

    Haha..haha...

    You're Lucy, Daughter of the Devil.
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    • #3
      b-b-b-but my momma say little girls are the debil

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      • #4
        An' so's futebawl!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #5
          EQ, it's foosebawl

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          • #6
            Gah! It's been years since I last saw the movie. Wasn't worth watching a second time in my mind.
            Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

            Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

            Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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            • #7
              that's when you tell them..... "God gave me red hair."
              or just give them the evil eye and say, "And the devil says you're next!"

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              • #8
                My little guy has red hair and is not an evil child of the devil. He is a sweetheart. Unless that woman thinks I'm the devil.
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                • #9
                  So that's why I dye my hair weird shades of red.
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                  • #10
                    I also have dyed red hair; ooh, can I be in the "evil child of the devil" club too? ^^
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                    • #11
                      I wanna join! :-D

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                      • #12
                        Me too Me too

                        Just dyed the hair this morning, a lovely shade of dark auburn. Of course I was born with bright red think hair when I was born. I think that would explain my firecracker temper
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                        • #13
                          I was literally a red-headed stepchild, treated like crap by a good chunk of my mostly white trash steprelatives. Yes, they were dumbass, inbred, psycho, hillbillies. My mother's family is from the Ozarks, so I'm not slamming hillfolk, just the ones who could have starred in Deliverance.
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                          • #14
                            I have a little cousin who has curly red hair, and is pretty much the sweetest kid ever. Unfortunatly, he reminds me of the little boy from Pet Semetary, and thusly, I'm a little freaked out whenever I see him. Hopefully once he gets past the little kid stage, that'll pass.

                            I'm not entirely sure what the point of my post is, but I think you're good as far as devil-parentage goes unless you happen to resemble a Stephen King villian.

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                            • #15
                              One of my good friends from high school is a natural red-head and a goth....so yeah she's "a child of the devil".
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