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    You Didn't Win

    Yesterday, I scanned a lottery ticket for a customer and it didn't win. He insisted that he won something even when I showed him the paper stapled to the ticket that said he didn't win. I had to get my service desk coworker to help me out since I wasn't getting through to the customer that he didn't win. Somehow, she managed to get through to him.
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    He must have confused one lotto type with another. Like powerball or something.

    Or he's just an ass.
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    • #3
      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
      Or he's just an ass.
      I vote for that one.

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      • #4
        Quoth Amina516 View Post
        I vote for that one.
        I second that!
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        • #5
          forget ass...he's dumb and he's an ass.....he's a *cue heavenly music* DUMBASS!
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          • #6
            Quoth Tito View Post
            I second that!
            We now have two motions to label the SC an ass. All those in favor say I.

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            • #7
              ... but wait... he DID win.

              He won a free bookmark.
              it just happens to be in the shape of a used lottery ticket....

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              • #8
                I'm going to do my best Red Foreman impression and vote "DUMBASS!"
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                • #9
                  It was a scratch off. A bingo game, to be more precise.
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                  • #10
                    It's simple. This guy is thicker than a whale omlette.

                    It don't get more complicated than that.

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