Lung Cancer Man is an older guy who comes in once a week, asks why we're still selling tobacco products, then points to the health warning poster (ours has a photo of mouth cancer on it) and says:
"I can do one better than that, I've got a big scar from here to here [points to his chest where the scar is, under his clothes] from lung cancer. Thirty years I smoked a pack a day. The tumor was this big [holds hands about 8 inches apart] and now I can't breathe so well. If I ever catch the bastard who got me into cigarettes, I'll kill him."
It's gotten so I can recite the speech along with him, although I never do it out loud.
"I can do one better than that, I've got a big scar from here to here [points to his chest where the scar is, under his clothes] from lung cancer. Thirty years I smoked a pack a day. The tumor was this big [holds hands about 8 inches apart] and now I can't breathe so well. If I ever catch the bastard who got me into cigarettes, I'll kill him."
It's gotten so I can recite the speech along with him, although I never do it out loud.



then a couple weeks later she comes in to get cigs for a "friend" this friend seems to surpriseingly smoke the same unusual brand that this lady used to smoke what a coincidence
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