"You need to LISTEEEEEEEEEEN!"

[bainsidhe]

Hey, where have you been?? I realized I'd been going through withdrawals not hearing your "joyful" stories. I mean, it sucks you deal with such terrible bits of humanity, but I so enjoy your posts. Gah, I was missing them. So welcome back

[Mordecai]

I had to deal with a real bitch today who chewed out our door person, but hearing your story has cheered me up a bit.

[rts]

Bravo to you!!!!

[BethB]

Can I borrow some of your courage???

[tropicsgoddess]

That was awesome!!! We need more managers like you!!

[Canarr]

Great response!

[SpyOne]

Me: OK, but you're going to have to pay for them if you take them.
SC: I am NOT paying for them. I am TAKING THEM.
Me: I'm sorry, but if you want them you have to pay for them.
SC: It was YOUR mistake. I am NOT paying for YOUR mistake.
Me: Well you're not getting them.
SC: It's not my fault you don't listen. You need to LISTEEEEEEEN. And that's why I'm taking them.

Sir, it's a very simple principle: you may not have beer you didn't pay for. if you want those beers, you'll have to pay for them. If you are incapable of understanding that, i may have to rethink my previous assessment of your sobriety, as it is a VERY simple concept, and if you are too drunk to understand it, then you are also too drunk to be legally served.

See, you're not nearly as evil as I am.

[friendofjimmyk]

SC: You can't do that. You know, there are people in here that can't afford to drink. I could give them to a poor customer.
.

Oh my god. That's priceless. Poor people who are customers? What was he going to do...walk up to every table and ask if they were poor?

"Here, you look like you can't afford a beer, but could probably use one!"

[draftermatt]

So he was going to take them...

Then he was going to give them to a poor customer who couldn't afford them.

Then when dumped out "I could have had them"

Right.