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    I just got off the phone with this guy who was disturbing.

    Please keep in mind that he was speaking with a thick Germanic (I think) accent.

    He started off asking if we charged by the minute. He and his "sexy girlfriend" had been "drinking and eating chocolate" and they were looking for a room for about 1/2 an hour. I told him that we didn't have rates like that and the best I could do was <rate about 20 bucks less than our regular rate>, a fairly reasonable amount, but nowhere near as low as I could go (I do charge a creepy guy tax). He started to get descriptive, even saying he that "five minutes would be enough."

    He then started booking a room, when I asked him what type of room he wanted (ie: Queen size, King size, etc.) he asked if we had a jacuzzi suite.

    Fortunately the answer was "No." And thus he decided to go elsewhere with his "sexy girlfriend".

    Redemption of sorts: He then said that I worked really hard, and that people in my like me work really hard,a nd that I deserve a raise. He then suggested he call back and tell that to my manager. I told him it wouldn't be necessary, but he said he would do it anyway.

    Still, the guy was just creepy.

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    Wait until they suggest you either go with them and watch or film it.
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    • #3
      God, I suddenly had an image of the old fat guy in a diaper from the Saturday Night Live segment Sprockets.

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      • #4
        Sounds kind of pranky to me, and he was impressed that you went along with it without getting grossed out-- but then, I've never worked in a hotel.

        If it's real, EW!
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        • #5
          That made me think of "The Convention" episode of The Office (US) when Michael turned a black light on in his hotel room, to create a "party mood".

          "Oh my god, what are all these stains???"

          LOL, they were on the wall as well as the bed.

          That's why I will NEVER work at a hotel of any sort.
          Here's your sign...

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