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Quoth KhirasHY
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It wasn't enough that he took a picture, you had to hand it to him, too? That's gross.
"We guard the souls in heaven; we don't horse-trade them!" Samandrial in Supernatural
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Khiras, can I give you a tummy rub and see if it actually wakes you up?
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Well that explains it, but still...drunks and a revolving door is NOT a good combination. Have you had a lot of prior issues with drunks being morons with the door?Quoth KhirasHY View Post"If we refund your money, give you a free replacement and shoot the manager, then will you be happy?" - sign seen in a restaurantComment
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Dude, it's not like Khiras installed the doors.Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Fixed that for yaQuoth CrazedClerkthe2nd View Post
My theory is that, sooner or later, any building with a revolving door will have some "adult" who sees it and goes "OOOO SPINNY TIME" like a jackoff. ><
The funny part is that we're actually installing 2 more revolving doors on our side entrance because the doors over there have issues...Colorado has very weird air pressure that tends to fluctuate radically from day to day, and the current doors are 2 sets of glass doors that are supposed to lock at night. The problem is that the air pressure creates a wind tunnel through there, which causes the doors to not close all the way. They're spending a ton of money to put revolving doors there, which I'm sure will only lead to me needing to destroy the planet a bit sooner.
EQ, you can try waking me up like that, but I should warn you that I'm a very alarmed person when someone touches me while asleep. There's only 1 person who can really avoid that trigger...anyone but that one person who touches me while asleep usually gets a very sudden reaction. You'd be amazed how many alarm clocks I have to buy a year 
I hate waking up, but I love that first morning stretch
"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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I'm going to maintain that it depends on the situation behind MY reason to wake you up.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Unless it includes the words "Go forth and destroy, yon jimberjam" before handing me a machete, it probably wouldn't be friendly. :P I really...REALLY...hate waking up.Quoth Evil Queen View PostI'm going to maintain that it depends on the situation behind MY reason to wake you up.
90 minutes and counting until my double shift ends...dear god it can't come fast enough!
"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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You lucky sod! I have 5 more hours to go.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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Fen, you slay me. Those were hilarious!!!!
Add me to the "wants to give Khiras a tummy rub and watch him smash things in anger at being woken" list.My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.Comment
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Why does everyone want me to break stuff?
Can't we all just get along!? :P"That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
"What IS fun to fight through?"
"Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."Comment
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Because we are all hoping that the first thing you break is an SC's ego!
*tummy rubs*My basic dog food advice - send a pm if you need more.
Saydrah's leaving the nest advice + packing list live here.Comment
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*tummy rubs too*
it'll be fun to watch SCs cry.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeartComment
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I don't. I'll just hold you afterwards.Quoth KhirasHY View PostWhy does everyone want me to break stuff?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
3rd shift needs love, too
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