Working for PDA Inc, we sell PDAs, and out PDA cell phone. Now, as with all manufacturers we introduce new models, and phase out the older models. Once we have the older models discontinued, we sell all of the accessories to sites that deal in discontinued parts. Here's a wonderful gem..
D: your tech support bastard.
SC: Brain child who blames the government for everything.
*x*: denotes MUTE button and that I want to kill this pathetic fleshling for pure idocy
D: Thank you for calling ****, this is Deceptitech, how may I help you?
SC: Yes, I was looking on your website for a hotsync cable for my treo 600, and you don't have it on your website.
D: Yes, that product is discontinued, and we no longer carry that cable for this model. there are other----
SC: Why not, I bought this last year at T-mobile, and you should have the parts for it.*no ma'am, since it is not made any longer does not mean we carry it still* Does this mean I have to buy a new phone just because it is old?*no, but it makes me question your ability to understand logic*
D: No, it just means that we do not carry this product, as it has run its course as a model that we carry, it has been replaced with a newer model. There are websites that deal with parts for discontinued PDAs and you can order the cable you need.
SC: I don't want to buy a new phone. this one works just fine, so you should have the cable for it. I mean when I go to Volvo for parts for my 2005, they have those parts there. You should have the part for your treo there.
D: Ma'am, electronics have a shorter lifespan, and only last a couple years. Now would that mean Volkswagen have parts at their dealerships for a 1963 beetle?
SC: I don't care about my car,*YOU brought it up first* I want a cable for my treo 600. Why do you big corporations have to screw everyone who wants to have an older product?*Just to screw you royally*
D: The product is fully functional, but it is something we no longer have accessories to. now if you go to this site, they have the cable you are looking for. it is one of our cables, but they sell them.
SC: I want you to sell me a cable for my treo.*I cannot bend the laws of space, time and reality*
D: Ma'am, if you go the www.*******.com, they have these cables for you to pur--
SC: Oh so they can screw me to? This is a conspiracy between that bastard Bush and big corporations to screw me isn't it?*No, it's my way of ruining your day so I can get a jump on the christmas season*
D: If you go to that website I mentioned earlier, www.********.com, you can order the cable you need for under 30.00.(this was 24.99, which was CHEAPER than we had it on our site, and it is brand new)
SC: Oh, so they can screw me too? I don't think so. I'm writing my congressman to shut your f**king company down.*And on that day, Satan will be skating to work*
D: I'm sorry I can't help you ma'am, but you have a good night, and thank you for calling the **** store.
SC: F**K Y--{released}
I love people like that.
D: your tech support bastard.
SC: Brain child who blames the government for everything.
*x*: denotes MUTE button and that I want to kill this pathetic fleshling for pure idocy
D: Thank you for calling ****, this is Deceptitech, how may I help you?
SC: Yes, I was looking on your website for a hotsync cable for my treo 600, and you don't have it on your website.
D: Yes, that product is discontinued, and we no longer carry that cable for this model. there are other----
SC: Why not, I bought this last year at T-mobile, and you should have the parts for it.*no ma'am, since it is not made any longer does not mean we carry it still* Does this mean I have to buy a new phone just because it is old?*no, but it makes me question your ability to understand logic*
D: No, it just means that we do not carry this product, as it has run its course as a model that we carry, it has been replaced with a newer model. There are websites that deal with parts for discontinued PDAs and you can order the cable you need.
SC: I don't want to buy a new phone. this one works just fine, so you should have the cable for it. I mean when I go to Volvo for parts for my 2005, they have those parts there. You should have the part for your treo there.
D: Ma'am, electronics have a shorter lifespan, and only last a couple years. Now would that mean Volkswagen have parts at their dealerships for a 1963 beetle?
SC: I don't care about my car,*YOU brought it up first* I want a cable for my treo 600. Why do you big corporations have to screw everyone who wants to have an older product?*Just to screw you royally*
D: The product is fully functional, but it is something we no longer have accessories to. now if you go to this site, they have the cable you are looking for. it is one of our cables, but they sell them.
SC: I want you to sell me a cable for my treo.*I cannot bend the laws of space, time and reality*
D: Ma'am, if you go the www.*******.com, they have these cables for you to pur--
SC: Oh so they can screw me to? This is a conspiracy between that bastard Bush and big corporations to screw me isn't it?*No, it's my way of ruining your day so I can get a jump on the christmas season*
D: If you go to that website I mentioned earlier, www.********.com, you can order the cable you need for under 30.00.(this was 24.99, which was CHEAPER than we had it on our site, and it is brand new)
SC: Oh, so they can screw me too? I don't think so. I'm writing my congressman to shut your f**king company down.*And on that day, Satan will be skating to work*
D: I'm sorry I can't help you ma'am, but you have a good night, and thank you for calling the **** store.
SC: F**K Y--{released}
I love people like that.
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