You sir, have one strike remaining.

[cinema guy]

I think I need a cold shower after reading this thread!

[Becks]

I'm 5 feet tall and I have double d cups. I'm curvy, but my stomach doesn't stick out farther than my chest so I look skinnier than I really am.

Add an inch and a half and that's ME.

[crazylegs]

I'll trade you, crazylegs. Although I'd prefer if strangers didn't really talk to me at all if it could be avoided, I'd rather be asked my height (or lackthereof) than be asked my bra size one more time.

Sounds good to me, I'm a 40AAA I don't think I'll get gawked at to be honest!

[Millahtyme1983]

Kind of reminds me of when a buddy and I were at orientation for college, he looks very young for his age right now he is 25 and to look at him you would think he was maybe 20. Well this woman goes up to him and goes "wow you look so young what are you like 12?" maybe she ment this as a compliment, but either way it was rude and my buddy didn't like it so without missing a beat he goes "wow your huge what are you like 350lbs?" (for the record she wasn't big at all which only made it funnier)

[Gilgamesh]

10 inch difference.

Need I say more?

[blas]

Yep. I'm 5'3 but have a smaller frame......I keep in really good shape and my boobs are bigger Cs. I think it's an optical illusion because when I look at them naked, they don't look all that big...but if you look at how small the rest of me is....unfortunately nothing I wear can cover up how large they look.

And then there's my rear....which is another story....not as well endowed as in the front, but my rear does stick out.

[Gilgamesh]

I'll trade you, crazylegs. Although I'd prefer if strangers didn't really talk to me at all if it could be avoided, I'd rather be asked my height (or lackthereof) than be asked my bra size one more time.

*sigh* Yeah. I'm average height, but have a liiiiittle bit larger breasts than the average woman (one day I'll take the kitchen knife and...). I know they're hard to miss, but keep your eyes on the road if you're driving. Oh, and the exact size really is none of your business, unless you tell me how many centimetres you're lacking when compared to the average man - then I could perhaps consider telling you a rough estimate: "something between A and double X".

So, good job, crazylegs.

[Gabrielle Proctor]

I'll trade you, crazylegs. Although I'd prefer if strangers didn't really talk to me at all if it could be avoided, I'd rather be asked my height (or lackthereof) than be asked my bra size one more time.

I do not know what makes some guys think it's so appropo to gawk at my chest in public and then have the nerve to try to ask me how big they are. Especially when I'm not wearing anything revealing.

I know exactly how you feel, blas! I'm 5 feet tall and I have double d cups. I'm curvy, but my stomach doesn't stick out farther than my chest so I look skinnier than I really am.

They gawk and they stare. When I enter an all man environment(like a geek store) groups of them will go silent. And stare. It's happened before, just like a movie!

When I need to get past a perv at wal-mart, they didn't even notice that I said, "excuse me..." They're too busy gawking!

But I'm lucky no one has asked me how big they are just out of the blue. Usually, I have my friends with me, or Kevin(bf). Kevin may not be huge, but you can tell by looking at him that he's grumpy and mean. Most of my friends though, ARE huge. No one has had the balls to ask of their size before.

[Megg]

My brother is 7'2". He got so fed up with people asking him that! I told him he should just get "7 feet" tattooed on his forehead. Good thing he didn't, because he grew 2 more inches! I feel kinda bad for him, must be hard.

My son, who turns 16 in March, just surpassed my mother in height. My mother who, according to her driver's license, is 5'12".

[Akasa]

I'll trade you, crazylegs. Although I'd prefer if strangers didn't really talk to me at all if it could be avoided, I'd rather be asked my height (or lackthereof) than be asked my bra size one more time.

I do not know what makes some guys think it's so appropo to gawk at my chest in public and then have the nerve to try to ask me how big they are. Especially when I'm not wearing anything revealing.

I get asked by women as well as men. If asked by a gawker I sometimes get snarky and tell them "bigger than you'll ever get, " or "How big are YOUR boobs?" (CAuse you know they usually have man boobs.)
Females I usually answer if its just curiosity and not asked in any rude tone.

[blas]

I'll trade you, crazylegs. Although I'd prefer if strangers didn't really talk to me at all if it could be avoided, I'd rather be asked my height (or lackthereof) than be asked my bra size one more time.

I do not know what makes some guys think it's so appropo to gawk at my chest in public and then have the nerve to try to ask me how big they are. Especially when I'm not wearing anything revealing.

[crazylegs]

CL, I would've given that guy a wedgie and asked "Why do you have that funny face???"

If it wasn't for my job I might have done!

[iradney]

TTO is 6'10". In the town where he grew up, people would stop him and TAKE PICTURES.
Luckily people don't do that anymore...
CL, I would've given that guy a wedgie and asked "Why do you have that funny face???"

[karath]

Suck wasn't in the question, but in the asking. Probably wouldn't have been a problem without all the staring and blurting. With height, I've asked "Can I ask, how tall are you?" especially if someone is towering over me (I'm 6'2", so it's not often someone tops me by a large amount.)

I do the same thing, Jack, and I'm 6'5" (what can I say, I have good genes!). Usually I follow up by informing the person that I'm not used to having to look up to people, which traditionally gets a laugh out of the customer. I think the only time I've asked a stranger that was when I was a teenager

Well, I'm obviously not you Crazy, but I don't really see much of a hassle with it... other than hearing it too freaking many times...

I have hair down to my belt, so I constantly get "How long have you been growing it?", to which I usually say something like "2 feet" (just to confuse them ).

But when they throw the "Why don't you get a haircut?" that they hit major rudeness. Of course, "Why don't I break your kneecaps?" usually gives them a hint they've crossed a line

AWESOME response. Good for a laugh too; I've got a regular customer at Wendy's who has his hair about the same length too; guy is extremely friendly and, I'm guessing, is one hell of a salesman. Trying to picture him saying that just about got me rolling on the floor!

I always enjoyed my grandfathers response to 'how's the weather up there?'. 'Spit in your eye and call it rain.'

I am SO stealing that on bad days

[Tito]

I wonder if he's any relation to that lady that I saw in a parking lot one day about 6 years ago. I was coming out of the grocery story, and this old lady was coming out of the pizza place right next door to it. I thinking she was either drunk and / or high, because out of nowhere, she says 'I got a grinder for lunch!' I'm thinking to myself, 'good for you, lady'. She then asks me what size my chest was. I was a little shocked, and said the first think that popped into my head, which was 'I'm not sure', and got out of there.

I made the mistake of telling my co-workers about it. For weeks afterwards, they teased me about it, saying that they just saw a lady in a red car (the color of the car she was driving) circling the lot with a measuring tape.