Haikus Of Suck

[KMMCurly]

5-7-5 acutally, but you got it right anyway.

I prefer cat haikus, who has the icon with them?

What, this one:

[XCashier]

Customer Service
lends itself so very well
to Haiku writing!

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=9263

[Soulstealer]

What, this one:

Yes That's it. Thanks.

[flygirl]

Coffee pot broken
"But I want coffee," screams girl
No coffee today.

"I know my bag fits!"
No, too big for overhead.
"Let me just try it?"

Keep seatbelts on, please.
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
Keep seatbelt on, bitch.

Turn your cellphone off.
Turn your Blackberry off, too.
Electronics off.

[Jester]

You have no I.D.
You are not getting a drink.
Deal with it, asshole.

You know the Owner.
He's famous, everyone does.
Still no free drinks, pal.

Yes, I'm a local.
No, I won't help you find drugs.
You're not worth jail time.

Shirt and shoes required.
"Laidback island" does not mean
no fucking Health Codes.

Tropical island
Does not mean sun all the time.
Tropics have rain, too.

I bust my ass to
make sure you enjoy yourself.
Tip or die of thirst.

Show your love with green.
Compliments don't pay the rent.
Verbal tips suck ass.

Just off the top of my head, so far.

[the_std]

Yay! I started a trend!

[Eric the Grey]

Why do you call me
First bite of yummy hot food
Now it's growing cold



Eric the Grey

[Victoria J]

We help with problems
This does not mean your problems
become our problems.

You did not listen
Now things have become much worse
This is not our fault

Claim to "know your rights" ?
You are an entitled arse
Those rights don't exist.

Sometimes it's your fault.
Be honest and we will still help
But you blame others.


This does feel therapeutic.

Victoria J

[Jester]

Why wait till meal's end
to say you want separate checks?
Inconsiderate.

Yes, it does rain here.
No, I'm not the weatherman.
Do not bitch to me.

You're rude, foul, and mean.
But there are seven of you.
I love auto grat!

Top Chef said it best
Re obnoxious coworkers:
"I'm not your bitch, bitch!"

Success subjective.
My daily Key West party.
Your 9 to 5 job.

[Fandangoose]

Don't hear what you want?
Threaten me with a lawyer
Oops! The phone just clicked.

Never say to me
"The customer's always right!"
Frozen salmon hurts.

"Better deal?" you ask
No, there is only one price
This is not Third World.

NO! I don't work here!
So go bug somebody else
Let me shop in peace.

[RetailActress]

Shadow falls at door
Don't come in don't come in don't
Yet here you are - UGH

[LingualMonkey]

You missed class again.
That is ten times this quarter.
Here we go again.

Last time that I checked,
An all-night beer bong party
Is not an excuse.

Don't push me, Skippy!
My grade book and my red pen
Own your sorry ass.

Yes, class attendance
Is mandatory. Don't like?
Pay for class again.

Go complain to dean--
"Teacher is not helping me!"
Tiny violins!

Go ahead and talk,
Or sleep in class. I don't care.
I can fail your ass.

Learn this: it is just
As easy for me to type
"F" as it is "A."

You are entitled
To sit your your fat butt down and
Then S-T-F-U.

I do not care if
Your daddy makes more cash. I
Stop graduations.

[Jester]

I control your booze.
Remember that, King Jack Ass,
before you smart off.

We're losing business
By checking ID's per law?
Your wife should bring hers.

You don't have ID?
You'll take your business elsewhere?
I could give a shit.

[RootedPhoenix]

I do not care if
Your daddy makes more cash. I
Stop graduations.

That is perfect.

[RetailActress]

What size do you wear?
Impossible to not know!
Measure you?? Please, not that!