A Hat for Mr Winky

[BookstoreEscapee]

And, hell, I don't know about the new Host, but Steve could fulfill an episode of Blues Clues in under thirty minutes. Of course, I also heard he got busted with drugs, so, that might explain it...

Heh, Steve always reminded me of my cousin.

[KhirasHY]

It wasn't until the last post that I remembered what I needed to post...I saw a large number of people in pink camo, and realized that there was only one moment where it could be seen as somewhat appropriate...Race For The Cure (breasticle cancer stuff) uses pink colors.

Not much of a redeeming factor, but still...

[Igorina]

Apropos of nothing, I had this strange idea to make a ninja costume out of pink camo fabric.

I think I've been working too much.

[Soulstealer]

While I'm sure your furry overlord is happy I hope your realize that you're coming home to cat vomit.

[Fenrus]

Okay... did anyone else get a little turned on at GK's "Eat me" titles?

Cuz... I'm sure a couple of us here would...


<_< >_> Uhh... backing away now..

[Gurndigarn]

….ok look, I have my own catalog. I too can see the pretty pictures. Trust me, I’m not missing anything. It’s ok. I too can partake of this magnificence, you don’t have to keep trying to show me. I have basked in the glory of <company> catalogs for many years. While you, my friend, are a mere neophyte. Why, it’s almost presumptuous for you to be trying to show me, the very Messiash, of all people.

http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080514

[Becks]

I did that yesterday. Strange.

And what is YOUR favorite song by them? Mine, quite appropriately to this conversation, is Lollipop (Candyman).

I don't know if I should be afraid for myself or not.

[SG15Z]

867

Me: “Ok, by credit card or COD?”
SC: “Credit card”

And with that, I once again found myself at the window, peering into the parking lot beside our building for any sign of the Four Horsemen. But again, all I beheld was the erratic urination ritual of a hobo. The universe is sending me mixed signals.

*Looks out window*

Nope still here. Hold on one sec
*makes phone call*
.....................................Nope Hell didn't freeze over either. I guess then I'll keep an eye out for the next few days. Though they may be flying through Vancouver so if you spot any less us know!

[cawaker]

But...but...I *like* lollipops.

And now I have the sudden urge to listen to Aqua.

thats just way too fucking scary, cause i actually was listening to Lollipop by aqua as i read that post

[Princess-Snake]

And, hell, I don't know about the new Host, but Steve could fulfill an episode of Blues Clues in under thirty minutes. Of course, I also heard he got busted with drugs, so, that might explain it...

Not true. http://www.snopes.com/radiotv/tv/bluesclues.asp

As for Mr. Winky, no, just no. I'm trying to believe it's not true, but why else would you buy five hats?

[Gravekeeper]

Dude, will you be my concierge?

No no, you have to place really sort of lustful dreaminess on the "my" part.

I actually hung up on him after he said that. -.- Yes, he.

im curious, are these cookies famous amos or grandmas. i ask because both are stocked in my vending machines once a month and are gone in 20 min.

Famous Amos. They always put like two bags in the vending machine. Period. ><

Is that the lottery you answer calls for?

No, its phone/website only for the most part. They're fund raising lotteries and they basically run all god damn year here in BC. The second one ends another begins. Literally. A new one started up the very night that one was ending, and now the new one is tormenting me.

I don't know how the hell this province supports it since the tickets are always at least $100 each.

Wait...is pot legal up there? Or is it illegal like it is in the US but not as frowned upon?

Illegal technically, but lenient on small amounts for personal use. You'll still get a fist up your arse for possession for trafficking though.

Okay... did anyone else get a little turned on at GK's "Eat me" titles?

......so you're saying you want me to be your concierge?

As for Mr. Winky, no, just no. I'm trying to believe it's not true, but why else would you buy five hats?

In all fairness he tried to buy 6 but one was out of stock. So he was at least planning to cover both heads.

[Becks]

thats just way too fucking scary, cause i actually was listening to Lollipop by aqua as i read that post

I have powers.

[Seenoevil]

Yesterday a guildmate of mine in an online game I play was talking about how he used to work somewhere in north Canadaland repairing airplanes. He had this rather disgusted sound in his voice so I casually asked him if it was in Nunavut. The disgusted sound that came over the headphones was all the answer I needed.

Made me laugh too. In sympathy.

[Broomjockey]

And what is YOUR favorite song by them? Mine, quite appropriately to this conversation, is Lollipop (Candyman).

I dunno, I'd probably have to go with either My Oh My or Dr. Jones.

[XCashier]

My Chariot

...I struggled for some way to describe the scent, so that I may convey it to you, my coworkers, because I feel I must share any measure of horror I experience on my way to work. Let’s say you had a truck, and for some reason you had filled the back of this truck with a certain deceased mustelidae. Or skunk if you will. Yes, I learned a new word today. So say you had this truck full of said carcasses. I don’t know why, perhaps McDonald’s pays out bonuses for bulk product. So you took this truck and drove it to an undisclosed location where, say, a tire fire was raging out of control. Then you backed this truck up and began to shovel these carcasses upon the tire fire. Let them begin to roast for a few minutes then step right up and take a deep, deep breath.

That, that’s the smell. Right there.

Okay, you win. I thought this slimedog was stinktastic, but I think you have come up with the Most Cringe-Inducing Description of Stench that I have ever seen on this board. Congratulations, I'm sorry you had to discover it.