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  • #31
    Quoth crazylegs View Post
    Edited for giggles...
    and giggle I did

    you are the master crazylegs
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    • #32
      Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
      you are the master crazylegs
      Please, arise for I am not worthy of your admiration sir!
      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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      • #33
        Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
        and giggle I did

        you are the master crazylegs
        Me too. He sure is.
        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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        • #34
          Quoth cinema guy View Post
          Me too. He sure is.
          See the post above yours...
          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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          • #35
            Quoth crazylegs View Post
            Please, arise for I am not worthy of your admiration sir!
            Mr. Seafort, you will always have our praise and admiration.

            (yes, I am a geek, and no, I don't actually expect anyone else to understand that reference)
            If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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            • #36
              Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
              (yes, I am a geek, and no, I don't actually expect anyone else to understand that reference)
              Good, because I heard the wooshing noise as it went over my head...
              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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              • #37
                don't feel bad crazylegs... you have to be a true die hard sci fi fan to not only have read the Seafort Saga (written by David Feintuch... doing my mandatory plug for the greatest author ever ) but recognize references to it.
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #38
                  SC: Can I have a lotto ticket please? and can you give me the winning ticket?
                  Me: Nope, I've already bought that one.

                  Sc: Now, are you sure these are winning numbers?
                  Me: I PROMISE those are winning numbers. However, I can't guarantee what week they will win.

                  SC: How much is the jackpot?
                  me: £8 milion
                  SC: Can I have one of the really really lucky winning tickets?
                  me: Oooooooo, the really really lucky ones? They cost extra.
                  SC: How much?
                  me: £8.5 million
                  Good customers are as rare as Latinum. Treasure them. ~ The 57th Ferengi Rule Of Acquisition.

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                  • #39
                    Got to use this one on a student once. Over eight weeks of a once-a-week class, she'd missed five weeks and came in at least an hour late the other three.

                    Her: I been real sick.
                    Me: I've really had an email address so you could tell me.
                    Enjoy my latest stupid quest for immortality. http://1001plus.blogspot.com/

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                    • #40
                      Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                      Oh yes, if you pay me you can actually stay The Whole Night!
                      Just watch out for the dumbasses who think that if they check in at 10 pm they can checkout at 10pm the next night with no additional charge.

                      And get mad and say "NO FAiR! I'm gonna tell my Mommy on you" when you tell them check out is at noon.

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                      • #41
                        SC: [demandingly] "Why don't you have everything in your catalog right here in your store?"

                        Me: [wide-eyed] "Oh, my goodness, do you have any idea how much square footage that would require??!!"

                        SC: [cranial gears attempt to rotate; quite taken aback; shuts up]

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