Hark! more stories from my employment at yon wal mart

[Crow The Robot]

I was cleaning my room and I came across my SC journal which i kept while working at WM, I've shared most of the stories, but I came across a few that i hadn't. Until now

Unopened=Open

Guy comes in with a video game which is open, now our store policy is that we only give money back on unopened DVDs, CDs, and video games. It's on a sign behind the service desk, and in Electronics. This guy though didn't get it.

VGD=video game dipsh-t
SDW=service desk worker
M=manager

VDG: I need to return this game.
SDW: Okay, it's open so all we can do is give you the same title.
VDG: What? F-ck that that racist bait and switch.
SDW: No sir, it's clearly marked on our exchange/return policy.<points at sign>
VDG: Yeah that the Black people's sign, let me see the White people's sign.
SDW: Sir that rule applies to everybody..
VDG: Plus it says unopened, that means you uneducated hick, open.
SDW: No sir, we can't refund open games it's store policy.
VGD:Get me somone who understand english.
<SDW pages M>
M: Hi, can i help you?
VGD: I need my money back, but your uneducated hick, won't do it cuz' I'm black.
M: No sir your game is open, and store policy dictates that we only exchange open games for the same title.
VGD: This false advertising, this bait and switch, you raping my daughter
M: Sir that's our policy.
VGD: F-ck-you you KKK member b-tch.
M: sir leave the store.
VGD: Or what you call the man h-nkie, you bettah watch out cuz ain't no cop gonna protect you from me!!!!!
M: Sir leave or I will coll the cops.
VGD: F-ck , I need refund. Guess you wanna ruin my christmas you k-kes.
<exeunt VGD>

Picture This!
In our photo lab we have machines that can help you copy pictures so as long as they are copyrighted. This b-tch, like VGD didn't get our rule

PB=photo b-tch
A=associate

PB= I need this photo copied!
A: Okay, let me see if I can help you., oh, I'm sorry this photo is copyrighted.
PB: No it ain't . This is a photo of my daughter's bar mitzvah
A: That may be, but it has a copyright right there. points to copyright symbol.
PB: so??? COPY IT!!!!!
A: We can't copy copyrighted material w/o the artist's permission.
PB: I am the customer, you do what I say!!
A: I can't do that ma'am it's against store policy and against the law.
PB: F-ck that, this is of my daughter wedding, it can't be copyrighted.
A: I'm sorry, but we can't help you.
PB: You all are Nazis!! You're only doing this cuz' I'm jewish.<Yes we're enforcing the law because you're Jewish, to quote Erik from PFB I am interested in your newsletter>
A: Ma'am th at policy applies to everyone.
PB: F-ck is a law worth losing my business?
A: I am sorry but I can't help you.
PB: you can but you won't you lazy n-gger.
<Pb srorms off>

[chinashirtgirl]

PB: You all are Nazis!!..... you lazy n-gger.

Ok, this is obvious, but why do people accuse other people of doing the very same thing they're doing themselves and yet fail to see that????

It's like really nasty rude people calling the cashier "rude" when they're the ones being rude themselves. It's ok for them to do it but nobody else.

P.S. What a bitch!!

[Evil Queen]

Wow, how the heck did racism start getting to be so common? Even I've had to deal with it ("Yes sir, I am a White Bitch now go away!"). What happened? Did the world go nutters?

[Salted Grump]

Ironically, (and potentially Fratching material) my Grandfather, who served in world war 2 on the Bismarck (German Battleship for those not as versed in ancient history :P) told me of a story like that, where a person was trying to browbeat a cashier into submission with the race/religion (Aka. you're not doing this because I'm jewish) card.

My grandfather was in his early 70's at the time, and a rather cynical old fart, so he walked right up behind the person, who was calling the cashier a 'Nazi scumf*cker', and, barely hiding a grin on his face, Practically Shouted 'Sieg heil', including stiff-armed salute.

Now, admittedly, in retrospect, it was in atrociously poor taste, but it caused the 'Customer' to just leave in a huff. (And yes; my grandfather was practically raised to be racist, but was generally a decent person)

[otakuneko]

Did the world go nutters?

What, didn't you get the memo?

[rerant]

What happened? Did the world go nutters?

Yep, about a thousand years ago, give or take several decades.

I've never been called racist at work by an SC (usually it happens when anyone who is not Caucasian hits on me and I reject them. Nope, couldn't be that I have a boyfriend it HAAAAS to be because you're a different race than me) but if I ever was I'd probably laugh in their face so hard the sheer force of my voice would create a black hole so powerful that the planet as a whole would be engulfed and implode on itself.
Uh-oh I said black hole!*












*reminds me of the first season of The Apprentice. Omorosa was bitching about goodness knows what and someone said, "Well that's the pot calling the kettle black," and Omorosa replied with, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE?!" Ugh.

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Good Lord, you got some crazy ones.

If I went around saying to every store that didn't do what I wanted, "That's just cause I"m white!", I'd only get stared at.

[corporateslave]

My grandfather was in his early 70's at the time, and a rather cynical old fart, so he walked right up behind the person, who was calling the cashier a 'Nazi scumf*cker', and, barely hiding a grin on his face, Practically Shouted 'Sieg heil', including stiff-armed salute.

Now, admittedly, in retrospect, it was in atrociously poor taste,

I think it's funny. I may have a skewed sense of humor, but I feel if someone's trying to pull the race card, they're asking for it.

VGD: This false advertising, this bait and switch, you raping my daughter

Whaaa? Well, quit raping his daughter, then. How does that even make any sense?

*reminds me of the first season of The Apprentice. Omorosa was bitching about goodness knows what and someone said, "Well that's the pot calling the kettle black," and Omorosa replied with, "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE?!" Ugh.

I've never seen this, but I hate that I know who Omarosa is, and I can picture it. She sucks.

[Crow The Robot]

I should report that both have been banned, VGD was banned after threatening the manager, PB was banned after she made a return trip and threatened one of the Photo Lab workers. That's when we had good managers, the most recent crop fired an associate for not refunding the money on an open CD. PM me for the details on that one.

[Qaeria]

Not to bash WM or their employees much, but I have found that the copyright rule, at least in Canada, is enforced so stupidly that even the friggin copyright holder cannot reproduce their own pix.

My wife and I do professional photography, although it is more of a hobby, we nonetheless ensure our work is copyrighted. I do release photos to public domain every now and then, but others make us some $$, so I leave it in place.

My Printer went down, and all I had to do was a simple print to a 5X7. The dipshit, er, I mean clerk at the counter refused to do it, even though I provided proof that I was, in fact, the copyright holder. No biggie, probably a noob and just wanted to err on the caution, so I let it slide. so I mosey on to the self serve Kodak units, thinking I'll just do it myself, and pay the extra $0.25 to do it. OMFG! You'd have thought I siglehandedly pulled off 9/11. The clerk goes into a rant about how she specifically TOLD me that this could not be done, as I would be breaking the law. She called security, MOD and the friggin cops! (Definitely a noob, as management is the only one who can call cops, unless there is a robbery, of course) So security hauls me into the back, where I get this lecture about me being stupid to think I can just violate copyright law, and being insulted every which way.

The whole time I was which of course seemed to piss off the security guys, and the current 12 year old they hired for manager even more. So in walks the SM, who knows me BTW, gives me a wink, then sits down to go through the motions. I inform the SM that I in fact have the copyright on the photo in question, and there should be no problem. The SM then says that it should be easy to verify, since the phone number for us is also stamped with the copyright symbol, and our company name. so the SM instructs the MOD to call the number, provide my name and such and verify that I have authorization to copy. MOD calls, and of course my cell phone rings. As I answer the phone with my normal opening speil on that line, I saw the clerk, and the MOD get more pale with each word I spoke. Might have been harsh to the fact the SM fired both the MOD and the Photo Clerk on the spot. I was offered a $100 GC for my troubles, which I declined. It might be sucky of me, but the pwnage of the zealous clerk was reward enough for me.

Your crazies were just that though. I feel for you on those, and good news about the banning! There is no way you guys should have to put up with that. and if anyone got the "World going nutter" memo, can you pls forward me a copy? I was under the assumtion that there was still a level of sanity.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

VGD: This false advertising, this bait and switch, you raping my daughter

Well, the outrage is understandable. I mean, with you grabbing the customer's daughter, pulling down her pants, bending her over and...oh, wait, sorry, that didn't happen.

That moron really ought to be sodomized with a splintery 2-by-4, so that next time he will think twice before comparing retail store policies to forcible, unwanted sex.

[Qaeria]

Well, the outrage is understandable. I mean, with you grabbing the customer's daughter, pulling down her pants, bending her over and...oh, wait, sorry, that didn't happen.

That moron really ought to be sodomized with a splintery 2-by-4, so that next time he will think twice before comparing retail store policies to forcible, unwanted sex.

Amen Brother!

[depechemodefan]

Ironically, (and potentially Fratching material) my Grandfather, who served in world war 2 on the Bismarck (German Battleship for those not as versed in ancient history :P) told me of a story like that, where a person was trying to browbeat a cashier into submission with the race/religion (Aka. you're not doing this because I'm jewish) card.

My grandfather was in his early 70's at the time, and a rather cynical old fart, so he walked right up behind the person, who was calling the cashier a 'Nazi scumf*cker', and, barely hiding a grin on his face, Practically Shouted 'Sieg heil', including stiff-armed salute.

Now, admittedly, in retrospect, it was in atrociously poor taste, but it caused the 'Customer' to just leave in a huff. (And yes; my grandfather was practically raised to be racist, but was generally a decent person)

Sad thing is the 'customer' probably thinks that Germany was Allies and the U.S. got involved in WWII because the Japanese bombed the Alamo.

Oh, we had a manager who use to hurry people out of the library close to closing time by saying stuff in German, like "Snell! Snell!" (sp).

[Crazeyal]

Might have been harsh to the fact the SM fired both the MOD and the Photo Clerk on the spot.

Not harsh, they over-reacted and you could have sued the PANTS off of them! You did everything right, they did everything wrong, refusing the $100 just made you better than them at being a human being!

[PepperElf]

VGD: This false advertising, this bait and switch, you raping my daughter

the evil things im thinking of....
"Oh, was that who she was?"

"No I didn't ... I paid her 5 bucks for that!"

"You can't rape the willing."

course ....those might cause more issues than they're worth but it's fun to think them