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I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.
I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.
why do you have to live 2 time zones away?
If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song
I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.
Blas, that's one of the best lines I've ever read!
let me say that I find it interesting the way some of you picture me.
Why so? You constantly post stories that would lead most of us to an assault charge. From my readings of your stories, you've gone from a caring employee, to a hardened (but polite and professional) veteran of public service. Most of what you post would have had me fired or written up daily because I would have canceled their reservations while sending their credit card numbers to Nigeria!
As for my (and others) opinion of you... There really isn't much to go on. Not that I don't LOVE the stories, but there isn't much personal info in them. Everytime I see you've updated, I click, read, shake my head in disgust/amusement. Then I wonder why the HELL you are still there!
I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.
No no, it should be something unpleasant to hear. Like "Santa Baby". Or "Happy Xmas" or "Do They Know It's Christmas?" or another one of those downer Christmas songs.
Quoth smileyeagle1021
why do you have to live one time zone away?
Edited for accuracy.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
"I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily
No no, it should be something unpleasant to hear. Like "Santa Baby". Or "Happy Xmas" or "Do They Know It's Christmas?" or another one of those downer Christmas songs.
How about "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?"
PWNADE(TM) - Serve up a glass today! | PWNZER - An act of pwnage so awesome, it's like the victim got hit by a tank.
There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because I choose to walk!
How about "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?"
Or perhaps Christmas at Ground Zero?
The Rich keep getting richer because they keep doing what it was that made them rich. Ditto the Poor.
"Hy kan tell dey is schmot qvestions, dey is makink my head hurt."
Hoc spatio locantur.
I'd like to meet this guy and shove that bicycle up his butt so far his prostate will be singing the Hallelujah chorus backwards and in foreign languages.
BWA HA HA HAAA!
OMG that is the hands-down funniest thing I have heard for the past six months!
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