The carts are wet cause it's raining!

[Bright_Star]

It's pouring rain outside all day. It's coming down heavy & all the carts are dripping wet so you would think that if you get a wet cart then it's due to the rain, right? Not with this lady! I was covering one of the door greeters for their lunch break when this lady asks me.."why are all the carts wet?" I just glared at her & said..."Because it's raining outside?" She didn't like my answer cause she himmed & hawwed & walked away all mad. I was like "WTF???"

[Horsetuna]

Riff Raff: You're wet.

Janet Weiss: Yes. Its raining.


all I have to say.

[AirHostess]

Maybe she wanted you to lick them dry with your tongue or something. How dare they be wet. How dare you let it rain!

[Crow The Robot]

"well you're wet too, ma'am but I don't hear the carts complaining." Seriously I hate people like that, They have this attitude that the carts are wet because the workers are lazy, well guess what geniuses? If, while retrieving the carts, my hoodie gets so wet I can wring it out and fill a small bucket yhre carts are gonna be a little damp. Worse about 90% of the wet cart whiners are the one who go out with their purse (women)and a greeting card, and a bag of chips in the cart. I hate people sometimes.

[cinema guy]

I hate people sometimes.

Only sometimes? Try harder!

[Imogene]

Riff Raff: You're wet.

Floorwalker: Janet? Are you a come-guzzling gutter slut?
Janet Weiss: Yes.
Floorwalker: Why?
Janet: Its raining.
Floorwalker: RiffRaff, same question.
Riff Raff: Yees...
Floorwalker: Brad! Same question.
Brad: Yes!
Floorwalker: God, same question.
*thunder and lightning*
Floorwalker: Oh my god, he's a Honda dealer!


all I have to say.

Edited for my amusement.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Yeah, the supermarket trolley boys get that all the time. Then there's the entitled SCs who expect them to stop their work just to go and get paper towels so they can dry the EW's trolley off. There's a paper towel machine by the door, so do it your damn self.

[South Texan]

"why are all the carts wet?"

"Oh, I am so sorry. I knew I should have used a Kleenex. Darn these allergies."

[alogram]

She didn't like my answer cause she himmed & hawwed & walked away all mad. I was like "WTF???"

I bet she didn't like your answer because you basically pointed out that she was a dumbass. You probably hurt her widdle feewings.

And Crow: "well you're wet too, ma'am but I don't hear the carts complaining."

[Horsetuna]

Juwl: never heard that version but very good! hehee.

[XXDarrienX]

I wait for the day I hear some idiot say that complaint and say to them what every worker always wants to say to them.

[Lachrymose]

"well you're wet too, ma'am but I don't hear the carts complaining."

Hahaha!

[Racket_Man]

Riff Raff: You're wet.

Janet Weiss: Yes. Its raining.


all I have to say.

(are you gay Brad????)

Brad: YES

sorry did the Rocky Horror Halloween show last night tooo many callbacks running thru my head right now

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I bet she didn't like your answer because you basically pointed out that she was a dumbass. You probably hurt her widdle feewings.

And Crow: "well you're wet too, ma'am but I don't hear the carts complaining."

Yet another "Here's Your Sign' moment brought to you by the folks at CS.

Of course at my store someone would point out to Miss Nimrod that we don't have hair dryers to give the carts blow jobs with.

[ExHDCashier]

Who should I complain to because the seats were wet when I went to the Phillies game last night!!... j/k... but seriously ppl, its raining, rain is water and water makes things wet... stop the bi*chin and grow up...Its not like your gonna shrink if you get a little bit of water on you