"Waah", and other stories from massochism land

[friendofjimmyk]

My love for you is like a truck

BERSERKER!!!!!

[otakuneko]

Corona. It's better than budwater, but only just.

May you two have a long and bountiful marriage.

God, if you're up there, please let them not have a bountfiul marriage. Shrivel the guy's balls, and tie up the girl's tubes so that their hellspawn may never be. Please?

[smileyeagle1021]

Reminds me of a scene from Liar Liar.

"It's Skull. He's knocked over another ATM, this time at knifepoint. He needs your legal advice."

Jim Carrey: "STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE!!!!!!!"

that is the best advise ever

[Music Mo-Gal]

I find the story comparing a homeless person to a cockroach to be very mean-spirited. I can understand needing to remove that person from your hotel, but to call him names and compare an unfortunate human being to vermin is cruel and in poor taste.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

BERSERKER!!!!!

I see you beat me to it.

*looks around to see chaos*

Okay, who said what about being hit with a salmon?

[fireheart]

I see you beat me to it.

*looks around to see chaos*

Okay, who said what about being hit with a salmon?

That would be me...

But only because Khiras admitted that there was a daddy complex.

[Chanlin]

I imagine the Ambien thing is a similar state to Sleep Paralysis. Basically the conscious mind is in a sleep state, but the body is not so you have very vivid hallucinations AKA dreams.

This is why I think drugs like this should be left alone. Screwing with brain chemistry, which we as humans admittedly don't fully understand, has clearly presented itself as not being the wisest of ideas. Yet here we go on and keep on doing it.

[KhirasHY]

I find the story comparing a homeless person to a cockroach to be very mean-spirited. I can understand needing to remove that person from your hotel, but to call him names and compare an unfortunate human being to vermin is cruel and in poor taste.

Eh, some homeless people I can pity and feel for...but I'm sorry, the guy who has necrotized flesh on both arms from heroin shots and rotting teeth from meth (he admitted he uses both as often as possible) fails to get an ounce of anything less than loathing from me.

I also have said many times, I'm a tough, evil, arrogent, cruel, but (hopefully) genuinely amusing fellow...so the occasional cruelty towards someone who, for all I know, could shank me with a needle at any given time doesn't exactly pull my heart strings.

I used to be such a nice guy too, but working downtown ruins the soul.

BERSERKER!!!!!

I'm glad someone finally said that :P

[thehippie777]

I imagine the Ambien thing is a similar state to Sleep Paralysis. Basically the conscious mind is in a sleep state, but the body is not so you have very vivid hallucinations AKA dreams.

This is why I think drugs like this should be left alone. Screwing with brain chemistry, which we as humans admittedly don't fully understand, has clearly presented itself as not being the wisest of ideas. Yet here we go on and keep on doing it.

totally agreed all around

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That would be me...

But only because Khiras admitted that there was a daddy complex.

Mmmm, I see. . . .

*takes salmon away*

No more hitting people with salmon. That's MY salmon. Any further problems, see my title under my name.

Den Mother. 'Nuff said.

[fireheart]

Mmmm, I see. . . .

*takes salmon away*

No more hitting people with salmon. That's MY salmon. Any further problems, see my title under my name.

Den Mother. 'Nuff said.

Bu....but....I wanna hit EQ with salmon!

[Primer]

Great. Just great. Now not only do I have that dumb song stuck in my head, but it's stuck in my head as "La Chupacabra."

thanks a lot.

La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
Ya no quiere caminar,
Porque no tiene, porque le falta,
Marijuana que fumar.

Yeah, I'm evil that way.

[fireheart]

lol, La Chupacabra....

[KhirasHY]

La Chupacabra, La Chupacabra,
Ya no quiere caminar,
Porque no tiene, porque le falta,
Marijuana que fumar.

Yeah, I'm evil that way.

Nicely done!

[fireheart]

English translation please? Besides La Chupacabra, not all of us here speak Spanish
(I speak English and some French)