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You people are mean.Quoth smileyeagle1021 View PostRemember, No Pants Day is always the first Friday in May!
I just knew I couldn't be the only one
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It's a panel from a superman comic. I found it on www.superdickery.com aka "Superman is a Dick"
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Being mean to you is the best high on the face of the planet.Quoth Broomjockey View PostYou people are mean.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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Actually, I always saw him with a wiry little devil of a tiger cat, that whole lean, mean mentality.Quoth Evil Queen View PostTell me, does anyone else envision a very very fluffy white cat when Gravekeeper preens?"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!" Will Smith, 'I, Robot'.
"You LOSE! Good day, sir!" Gene Wilder, 'Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.
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Yes, quite. I know it's not your fault, but definitely not one of your better postings.Quoth Gravekeeper View PostBit slow this week. Painful, but slow.
That being said, it was still better than the vast majority of posts on the site.
Um, speak for yourself! If she's reasonably attractive, I actually very much do want that, thank you very much!Quoth Gravekeeper View PostAlright, despite many stereotypes about male fantasies to the contrary, we do not actually want women just falling into our lap.
"The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is Still A Customer."
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the problem with gk threads...
is you can't just read the post, you have to read the posts after. Thank you all btw. Now i have a mental picture of GK wearing Retail work horse's underpants (it is written in black magic marker on the tush) holding a kitty and stroking the cat with a head set on in an igloo. proof I have not had enough sleep.
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I can always count on you for blunt honesty ;pQuoth Jester View PostYes, quite. I know it's not your fault, but definitely not one of your better postings.
But yeah, honestly I didn't get much material till the weekend and its been a really shitty couple weeks. Weds and Thurs night we're really dead for some reason. I probably shouldn't complain I suppose....
But due to an accounting glitch at work I didn't get paid for over two weeks, so I was wearing out pretty bad this week. ( Don't ask, it was fantastically stupid and I think I was down to $11 to my name by the time they finally sorted it out. ). Basically my last payday was the 8th and I just got it on the 23rd.
Not much in ye old savings after being off for work for two months after tearing my back up there back in the spring. I can stretch a buck like a mofo but a month between paycheques is harsh. -.-
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