stressed out over bikes

[vacation_rentals_suck]

Guest: Dave, I want to order bikes

Me: Ok how many bikes would you like?

Guest: I dont know, I am turning to you for advice

Me: well I need to know how many bikes you want to place an order


Guest: you know this is very stressful for me already and you're making it worse. You just want to place the order and be done with me. I dont appreciate that.

Me: all I asked was how many bikes you wanted to order?

Guest: and I told you I dont know.......I want you to explore the different possibilities but apparently you cant be bothered

Me: what do you want me to do?

Guest: you know what, you're really stressing me out.....I need to take my medication.......I cant deal with you. You are just so unkind and you're not treating my fairly. I will be calling back to speak to your superior. You have made me so upset.

That wasnt the end of it. Her husband called back later and asked for me

Husband: Dave, what the hell is your problem? MY wife suffers from a stress disorder and you were not very nice to her. She cried for over an hour

Me: sir, I simply asked her how many bikes she wanted

Husband: yea and then you got sarcastic with her. WE dont know how many bikes we want because we have never been there before.....we dont know the lay of the land.........some of us may want to ride bikes, some of us may not. You are the expert and you are supposed to give us a good enough description to make that decision

Me: well I am very sorry sir

Husband: thats all well and good but what about my wife?

Me: what about her?

Husband: what are you going to do to about the stress you caused her?

Me: let me let you speak to my manager

Husband: no this is not your manager's problem, this is your problem

Me: well sir, I am not personally doing anything

HUsband: by God, yes you are or you'll hear from my attorney

Me: you're gonna sue me? Well that's ok, you wont get much out of me

Husband: you wait, boy, just you wait

CLICK

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

What the hell does terrain have to do with how many bikes they want? If they can't come to a firm decision on how many people will be riding bikes on their trip, how's that your problem?

Geez, people sure get tense when they're recreating.

[RetailWorkhorse]

*Blinks*

...guh?

*Tick....tick....tick.....ping!*
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............you IDIOT! WHAT THE FUCK DO YA WANT ME TA DO, HUH?! You call in, all high and mighty, asking me to order you some bikes and you can't tell me how many people are going to be with you?! FUCK the fact that some may want to walk, you order however many of bikes you have people and if THEY don't wanna ride then you don't ride! What the hell is wrong with you?! You wife? What about her?? ALL I ASKED WAS HOW MANY BIKES SHE WANTED!!! If that's what set her off on a stress attack then, buddy, she needs to be SEDATED.

*Blinks*

.........*Looks away* I said nothing. Nothing.

[smileyeagle1021]

I have to agree with RW... if a question about the number of bikes is enough to send that lady over the edge, then she needs serious psychological help.

[Broomjockey]

Freebie grab.

[NightWatch]

Freebie grab.

*grabs BJ!*
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That's what you meant right??

[Racket_Man]

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I have to agree with RW... if a question about the number of bikes is enough to send that lady over the edge, then she needs serious psychological help.

I definately would not want whatever drugs they are giving this woman for a "stress disorder". they must be mondo weak if she can not answer a simple question without a stress breakdown

GODS and I thought people stressed out when ordering just a simple pizza

[Broomjockey]

*grabs BJ!*
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That's what you meant right??

Just for you, that's what I'll mean.

I gotta ask though. Why's everybody grabbing me lately? Is it my new conditioner?

[crazylegs]

Me: well I am very sorry sir

Husband: thats all well and good but what about my wife?

I suggest you marry a woman who isn't baffled by the simple concept of Numbers and can make a decision without having to use more medication that is currently present within the nearest pharmacy.

[NightWatch]

Just for you, that's what I'll mean.

I gotta ask though. Why's everybody grabbing me lately? Is it my new conditioner?

Yes. Your new conditioner attracts women and smileyeagle likes mosquitoes to a bug zapper.

That sounds kinky... Hmmm...

[smileyeagle1021]

Why's everybody grabbing me lately? Is it my new conditioner?

I think everyone wanted to grab you before, but until EQ was brave enough to be the first to grab you no one else wanted to be the first

[Broomjockey]

I think everyone wanted to grab you

I'm just lucky none of y'all live in my province, let alone my city. Then I'd really have to worry. So far EQ's threatened to get her passport, but that's about a "yellow" on the "run and hide" scale.

[smileyeagle1021]

I'm just lucky none of y'all live in my province, let alone my city. Then I'd really have to worry. So far EQ's threatened to get her passport, but that's about a "yellow" on the "run and hide" scale.

Broom, I have a passport... where's that put me on the "run and hide" scale

[NightWatch]

What do you mean bj? I'm going to your town next month on vacation.

[Broomjockey]

Broom, I have a passport... where's that put me on the "run and hide" scale

Smiley, you're about a 2. On a colour scale, I dunno where it rates, but it's low.

What do you mean bj? I'm going to your town next month on vacation.

Now this one would be a red if you weren't taken.