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SC: *walks in huffing and moaning like she just ran a marathon* Is your notary here?
Me: Yes, I'm a notary.
SC: Well good thing, because I just drove ALL THE WAY HERE from your other store (our other store is about 5 min drive) and no notary was there to help me even though you have signs up all over the place advertising it.
Me: Yeah, I'm sorry, our manager is the usual notary there and she is out for about a week, she can't walk for a few days because she had foot surgery....
SC: I had surgery on my foot two years ago, and thats no reason to miss work! Ever hear of crutches?
Me: Wow.
SC: You need to have them take those "Notary Services" signs down if there is no notary available. This was so inconvenient. And did you notice that someone parked in your 15 minute store space? Well I'm the only one in here. Let me ask you, whats the point of having a reserved parking space for customers if you're not going to enforce it?
I think the only two things I said to her after that were "can I see your ID please" and "that will be twenty dollars." I could feel the steam spewing out of my ears and couldnt risk the dubious reliability of my much overused brain-to-mouth filter.
On another note, I love it when they're so wrapped up in being a complaining whore they completely miss my occasional passive-agressive single word rebellions.
EWishness in all its glory.
Me: Yes, I'm a notary.
SC: Well good thing, because I just drove ALL THE WAY HERE from your other store (our other store is about 5 min drive) and no notary was there to help me even though you have signs up all over the place advertising it.
Me: Yeah, I'm sorry, our manager is the usual notary there and she is out for about a week, she can't walk for a few days because she had foot surgery....
SC: I had surgery on my foot two years ago, and thats no reason to miss work! Ever hear of crutches?
Me: Wow.
SC: You need to have them take those "Notary Services" signs down if there is no notary available. This was so inconvenient. And did you notice that someone parked in your 15 minute store space? Well I'm the only one in here. Let me ask you, whats the point of having a reserved parking space for customers if you're not going to enforce it?
I think the only two things I said to her after that were "can I see your ID please" and "that will be twenty dollars." I could feel the steam spewing out of my ears and couldnt risk the dubious reliability of my much overused brain-to-mouth filter.
On another note, I love it when they're so wrapped up in being a complaining whore they completely miss my occasional passive-agressive single word rebellions.
EWishness in all its glory.
*blink blink* What a psycho EW! Maybe we should pull out a sledgehammer, shatter all the bones in her foot, then demand that she stand for 8 hours at a cash register or something. It's extreme, but EWs need extreme to learn.
I love this forum.
If only if only!
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