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So, if i could ever wish death apon somebody it was this woman.
me- banging my head this entire call.
SC- has no clue.
SC1-the first lady.
italics are my thoughts
me-opening speel
sc1-I am a (my company name) member and I need roadside assistance
what a shock!
I get her name and then she passes me off to the other person.
Me- do you have the address where the vehicle is located?
SC- 123 meh street, big city, il
Me-and is that where the vehicle is located?
SC-oh noo
Me-and where is the vehicle?
SC-im on the highway.
me-which highway?
SC-29
me.- and what city are you in?
sc- im not in a city im on the highway.
me. ok what city are you closest to?
sc- silly tnow
me- i cant find that city, can you spell it for me?
sc- S-i-l-l-y-t-n-o-w.
me-so sillytown?
sc- agryly no its s-i-l-l-y-t-o-w-n!
i hate you.
me- ok what street are you at?
sc- county road 409.
note that 409 does not cross 29 within 3 counties on either side of silly town.
me- how far away are you from silly town?
SC- i am a mile north of silly town.
note on map there is only one road anywhere near one mile north of silly town.
Me- could that be county road 665?
SC- i dont know its a mile north!
I spot to this location and notate what she says.
me- and what is wrong with the vehicle?
SC- i dont know.
what did the wheels fall off, is it on fire, did aliens abduct it? is it cut in half?
Me- did it just stall while driving?
SC- i think so.
die
Me- we have ot approved repair places in 20 miles. do you have a place in mind to have your vehicle towed to?
SC-yes..............
Me-............and where is it that you want your vehicle towed to?
SC- oh diffrent city........
Me- .......where in diffrent city?
sc- oh danny's
not there is no danny's in diffrent city.
me- i am not seeing danny's address.
SC of it is spelled dani if that is any help.
note no dani either.
why me???
me-Do you know what the cross for 29 is in diffrent city?
SC-beach.
note 29 and beach never cross in that city.
its been 2 hours and i am still annoyed.
me- banging my head this entire call.
SC- has no clue.
SC1-the first lady.
italics are my thoughts
me-opening speel
sc1-I am a (my company name) member and I need roadside assistance
what a shock!
I get her name and then she passes me off to the other person.
Me- do you have the address where the vehicle is located?
SC- 123 meh street, big city, il
Me-and is that where the vehicle is located?
SC-oh noo
Me-and where is the vehicle?
SC-im on the highway.
me-which highway?
SC-29
me.- and what city are you in?
sc- im not in a city im on the highway.
me. ok what city are you closest to?
sc- silly tnow
me- i cant find that city, can you spell it for me?
sc- S-i-l-l-y-t-n-o-w.
me-so sillytown?
sc- agryly no its s-i-l-l-y-t-o-w-n!
i hate you.
me- ok what street are you at?
sc- county road 409.
note that 409 does not cross 29 within 3 counties on either side of silly town.
me- how far away are you from silly town?
SC- i am a mile north of silly town.
note on map there is only one road anywhere near one mile north of silly town.
Me- could that be county road 665?
SC- i dont know its a mile north!
I spot to this location and notate what she says.
me- and what is wrong with the vehicle?
SC- i dont know.
what did the wheels fall off, is it on fire, did aliens abduct it? is it cut in half?
Me- did it just stall while driving?
SC- i think so.
die
Me- we have ot approved repair places in 20 miles. do you have a place in mind to have your vehicle towed to?
SC-yes..............
Me-............and where is it that you want your vehicle towed to?
SC- oh diffrent city........
Me- .......where in diffrent city?
sc- oh danny's
not there is no danny's in diffrent city.
me- i am not seeing danny's address.
SC of it is spelled dani if that is any help.
note no dani either.
why me???
me-Do you know what the cross for 29 is in diffrent city?
SC-beach.
note 29 and beach never cross in that city.
its been 2 hours and i am still annoyed.
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