Now, i'm not sure how other convience stores are laid out at others, but our company decided that coffee needs to be right by the front door.
So this youngish guy comes in, and starts to fill up a cup of crapchinno. Then another. Then another. Then another. I look outside, maybe he has friends or a car? Nope. Nether. He has eight cups filled. He looks over to me, with shit sucking smile.
ME: "Don't. Please Don't...."
SC: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPS!!! *wraps his arms around it and slams them towards the ground*
I'm over the counter, he's out the door. Plaidman slips on the giant puddle of coffee, and gets knocked into a display, paritally knocking over some candy bars.
I get to the door, and don't see him. I do what I can do best.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT!?!?!? Seriously? Is this some kind of new gag or something? I don't know what was more strange, the fact that it happened, or the fact I knew what he was going to do when he smiled at me!? Goddamn it took me two hours to get the shit cleaned up.
So this youngish guy comes in, and starts to fill up a cup of crapchinno. Then another. Then another. Then another. I look outside, maybe he has friends or a car? Nope. Nether. He has eight cups filled. He looks over to me, with shit sucking smile.
ME: "Don't. Please Don't...."
SC: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPS!!! *wraps his arms around it and slams them towards the ground*
I'm over the counter, he's out the door. Plaidman slips on the giant puddle of coffee, and gets knocked into a display, paritally knocking over some candy bars.
I get to the door, and don't see him. I do what I can do best.
"SON OF A BITCH!!!"
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT!?!?!? Seriously? Is this some kind of new gag or something? I don't know what was more strange, the fact that it happened, or the fact I knew what he was going to do when he smiled at me!? Goddamn it took me two hours to get the shit cleaned up.
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