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    Tonight I had a customer order a hot chocolate. One of the girls made it for him and handed it to him. At which point he asked "what's in that" she told him it was milk and chocolate syrup with whipped topping and chocolate drizzle. He then said he didn't want it and asked for his money back. Honestly what else would be in hot chocolate?

  • #2
    Macaroni? Strawberries? or...whiskey!
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    • #3
      Quoth jerkface11 View Post
      Honestly what else would be in hot chocolate?
      Frogs' legs, Kahlua, or a shiny new nickel?

      (I think you started a contest here)
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      • #4
        The finest Swiss chocolate heated to just molten

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        • #5
          What's in it? Dragonflies and katydids, but mostly chewed up bug eyelids.

          What a doofus.
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          • #6
            next time, hand him a melted hershey bar on a plate...THERE YA GO, SPARKY!
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            • #7
              The One ring to rule them all...

              Guess the milk wasn't steamed enough to destroy it.
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              • #8
                I dunno why people are getting so worked up over our hot chocolate. We have had to do so many refunds because it "didn't taste like hot chocolate."

                Oh...I know why. It's not powder and made with water (sorry, I like my hot chocolate to be made with milk, not water), it's real chocolate with milk.
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                • #9
                  He didn't even taste it though. Hell he didn't even take it from her hand.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                    He didn't even taste it though. Hell he didn't even take it from her hand.
                    What a doofus. He should have asked BEFORE ordering it.

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                    • #11
                      I'll take it if he doesn't want it. Mmmm. Hot chocolate
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                      • #12
                        Quoth McGoddess09 View Post
                        I dunno why people are getting so worked up over our hot chocolate. We have had to do so many refunds because it "didn't taste like hot chocolate."

                        Oh...I know why. It's not powder and made with water (sorry, I like my hot chocolate to be made with milk, not water), it's real chocolate with milk.
                        I beg to differ! That water based chemical concoction with the dried out crunch marshmellows is indeed "Hot Chocolate." And yes, it tastes like ass. Real, quality chocolate, melted and blended with warm, sweet milk with real Stay-Pufft marshmellows? That is "Hot Cocoa" and is a vastly superior drink (so much so that the unwashed masses freak the heavenly fuck out when they actually try some.)

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                        • #13
                          I just have a thing against hot milk. But I do love me some Starbucks peppermint hot chocolate. Lately I've been into hot apple cider, but no one sells that. Just the powder packets at the grocery store.
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                          • #14
                            Slightly OT...I once had the idea to make hot chocolate by breaking up a Hershey bar into a cup of milk and microwaving it.

                            ...didn't work very well. The chocolate kinda congealed at the bottom of the cup and the milk turned this weird green color. Needless to say, I didn't even try to drink it. *snerk*
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                            • #15
                              Quoth jerkface11 View Post
                              milk and chocolate syrup with whipped topping and chocolate drizzle
                              Sounds yummy ... can I have one?
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