I was working the deli at my store the other day when a lady comes in and orders a pound of cheese thin. She makes a point of saying very thin so I slice it really thin. Paper, almost see through thin.
I package the cheese and hand it to her.
CB- Cheese B**ch
Me- The powerful wizard of leztwerp (and the thoughts of said wizard)
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CB- "You know that it much to thick." (Crazy lady says what now?)
Me- "Excuse me?"
CB- "The cheese its much too thick...Do you know how many calories are in cheese? Now I can only use one slice instead of two!"
Me- "Do you want me to slice more cheese?" (well there goes a pound of too thin cheese in the trash)
CB- "No, no I'll take it but you really should hold up the slices as your slicing it so the customers can see them. I own a delicatessen. I Know These Things!" (Oh so this is why your buying convenience store cheese)
The door to the back office is right next to the counter the slicer is on. My boss who's sitting in the office can here everything and is shaking with laughter.
The lady leaves and i cut another slice and turn to my boss.
Me- "How thick does this look to you"
Boss- *eats cheese* "Much too thick, i'll never be able to deal with all these calories"
Me- "You know you owe me, I was good"
Boss- Yeah you didnt curse or anything. You want a star?"
I package the cheese and hand it to her.
CB- Cheese B**ch
Me- The powerful wizard of leztwerp (and the thoughts of said wizard)
---
CB- "You know that it much to thick." (Crazy lady says what now?)
Me- "Excuse me?"
CB- "The cheese its much too thick...Do you know how many calories are in cheese? Now I can only use one slice instead of two!"
Me- "Do you want me to slice more cheese?" (well there goes a pound of too thin cheese in the trash)
CB- "No, no I'll take it but you really should hold up the slices as your slicing it so the customers can see them. I own a delicatessen. I Know These Things!" (Oh so this is why your buying convenience store cheese)
The door to the back office is right next to the counter the slicer is on. My boss who's sitting in the office can here everything and is shaking with laughter.
The lady leaves and i cut another slice and turn to my boss.
Me- "How thick does this look to you"
Boss- *eats cheese* "Much too thick, i'll never be able to deal with all these calories"
Me- "You know you owe me, I was good"
Boss- Yeah you didnt curse or anything. You want a star?"
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