Redundant?

[Heksubah]

On some notes for a patient at work...

"Pt was upset that the order was delayed advised order was delayed. Called rph was advised there was a delay in order."

(RPh = Pharmacist)

[iradney]

*head asplode*
I'm sorry, but that broke me

[Fenrus]

Wait... what?

She was angry there was a delay... so she was called and... ADVISED THERE WAS A DELAY!?

Well, no shit!? That's amazing!


I think my nosebleed is brainmatter...

[KhirasHY]

This reminds me of something I once read on our guest problem report. We put down problems that a guest had, and then follow-up. It's usually pretty routine, but every now and then someone sneaks in a joke (we're not supposed to, but we can't always stop it ).

Problem: Guest claims there was a loud noise in AC like a midget with a hammer.
Solution: Engineering confiscated hammer from midget.

[Golden Phoenix]

This reminds me of something I once read on our guest problem report. We put down problems that a guest had, and then follow-up. It's usually pretty routine, but every now and then someone sneaks in a joke (we're not supposed to, but we can't always stop it ).

Problem: Guest claims there was a loud noise in AC like a midget with a hammer.
Solution: Engineering confiscated hammer from midget.

Isn't there a whole list of similar things about air crews in the miltary?

Problem: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-fpm descent.
Solution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground

Problem: Aircraft handles funny.
Solution: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.

[KhirasHY]

Probably...I hope people still have some humor somewhere.

[Golden Phoenix]

I've got humour! I keep it in a little jar in my kitchen.

[Cyphr]

problem: autolanding on aircraft rough
solution: aircraft not equipped with autolanding

[excuse me??]

Suggest you contact:

The Redundancy Department
of the
Federal Department of Redundancy Department

[Belari]

problem: autolanding on aircraft rough
solution: aircraft not equipped with autolanding

<--I literally did. Thanks

[smileyeagle1021]

I actually posted a similar solution once in a log

complain- room 231 complains that the AC is making a strange noise, almost like a robot inside banging trying to get out (exact words of the complaint)
solution- I kicked the AC and told the robot that he needed to behave while guests were in the room (which I really did do while the guest was in the room... they appreciated the humor.. they also appreciated the free upgrade when that didn't actually fix the AC )

[Imogene]

De ting! Is blue and blue on de ting!
Zoidberg away!
*waddles off to find that story*
http://notalwaysright.com/de-ting-de-ting/308

[Chromatix]

Problem: Engine #3 missing.
Solution: Engine #3 found on right wing, after brief search.

(From the days when large aircraft still had piston engines.)

[Hobbs]

Here's a more complete list. As a future fighter pilot, I love these.

(P = The problem logged by the pilot.)
(S = The solution and action taken by the engineers.)

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.